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  1. Hold Onto Your Bards, New Battle of the Five Armies Tapestry Is Really Freakin’ Huge

    In industry terms, it's "ginormous."

    Warner Bros. released a new Battle of the Five Armies poster today that depicts several different scenes from the trilogy’s upcoming final chapter--check it out after the jump!

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  2. Underneath Princess Peach’s Ballgown Is a Black Void Of Nothingness, Plus Legs

    I have no underwear and I must scream.

    Good news for those of us who get annoyed by weird out-of-place sexualization of characters in video games—when Princess Peach is flipped over in Super Smash Bros for the 3DS, you don't see her butt the same way you used to in previous games like Brawl. The bad news? If you stare long enough, you might see the fabric of reality unwinding on itself instead. Maybe I'll take a butt instead, thanks.

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  3. Rumors Of The Day: An Obi-Wan Spin-Off and Some Frosty Doctor Who Casting

    I want to belieeeeve.

    It's rumortown, and I am the mayor! Well, okay, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Nick Frost are the mayor. Maybe. Who knows?

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  4. Tempting Fate: MIT’s Robot Cheetah Can Now Run Without Cables, Leashes, Fatigue, or Mercy

    You can run, but you can't hide. Nope, you're just doomed.

    Robots do amazing things for us. They take boring repetitive jobs, move heavy objects, and even snark at each other on cellphone commercials. They also do horrifying things like laser our limbs off before we can even feel it and chase us down like we're antelope on the African plains, and MIT has now enabled their Cheetah-inspired, four-legged robot to run and leap all on its own. When the Terminator comes for you, it'll need your clothes and your boots, but not your motorcycle.

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  5. New Walking Dead Character Portraits Hint At A Somber Season 5

    Screw yeah.

    I'm not buying Sci Fi Now's "sexy" descriptor for these pics, but I guess there's something titillating about not being in immediate danger, and each character seems to be doing pretty okay here, post-apocalyptically speaking. Maybe all that lens flare scares walkers away?

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  6. Doctor Who Recap: “Listen”

    To what, though?

    Moffat gets a bad rap around here, but when he's on his scary-episode game, things can get pretty good. All signs pointed to "promising" for this week's episode of Who, "Listen." But while the episode was the best the show has seen in a long while, it didn't quite live up to all-time classics like "Blink," "Silence in the Library," or "The Empty Child."

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  7. Urban Outfitters Apologizes For Vintage Kent State Sweatshirt That Looks Blood-Spattered

    This is why we can't have nice overpriced things!

    Ahhh—another day, another terrible decision from a big name clothing company about what kind of products to sell. So what was it this time, Urban Outfitters? A terrible misappropriation of Native American designs and imagery? A t-shirt that tells the women wearing and looking at it to "eat less?" How about blood-spattered college sweatshirt? Okay, no, that last one's too terrible, it couldn't possibly... what's that? A "one of a kind" from Kent State? Ohhhhh boy.

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  8. The Second Mockingjay Trailer Has Landed, And It’s Great

    Is it November yet?

    I have come to expect nothing less than brilliance from The Hunger Games' marketing team. They know what's up. Aside from the trailer for a trailer nonsense they like so much. I will not rest until that trend is in the ground.

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  9. Orange Is The New Black Casts New CO, OITNB Writer’s Life Imitates Art In Best Way Possible

    YAY! More women!

    As much as Orange is the New Black is very much about the inmates of Litchfield Prison, it does a decent job of making the corrections officers who oversee these women just as complex and sometimes even relatable (except for Pornstache—he can jump in a well). Now it looks like the Netflix show is picking up a new cast member to to play one of Litchfield's COs. Plus, there's some pretty awesome stuff happening with the OITNB crew off-camera, too.

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  10. Bad Photoshop Theater Presents: 10 Movies Benedict Cumberbatch Hasn’t Been Rumored For

    YET.

    Benedict. Cumberbatch. Is. Everywhere. Sherlock. Star Trek. The Hobbit. That Oscarbait biopic that's going to make you cry. And if he's not there, he at one point was rumored to be there, as in the cases of Star Wars, Doctor Strange, and Batman v Superman. But there are still some movies that he hasn't been linked to, because even Mr. Working-On-10-Different-Projects-At-a-Time can't do everything. Here are ten of them.

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