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  1. Breaking Bad’s Aaron Paul Gives Toys “R” Us A Sick Barbie Burn

    Well...

    You may have heard the story of a mother who petitioned for Toys "R" Us to remove Breaking Bad action figures from their shelves. Well, Mr. Pinkman had a few words in response.

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  2. Everybody Panic! Capitalism Is Killing You With Toxic Receipt Paper! Is Nothing Sacred!?

    Et tu, Filene?

    That's it. Bolt your doors. Board up your windows. Huddle alone in the dark and for Chrissakes, don't touch anything. Everything is trying to kill you. Everything. Even the receipt paper from that donut you just bought. Even huddling alone in the dark, because you'll probably starve if you don't ruin the whole thing by going outside or moving or something. Life carries a significant risk of death.

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  3. A Frankenstein Cop Show and Phantom of the Opera Showbiz Drama Are Coming To Your TVs

    Past the point of no return.

    Over the last year or so, steps have been taken towards a The Wizard of Oz medical drama, an Alice in Wonderland cop show, a Les Mis legal drama, and a Peter Pan workplace comedy. So screw it—why not a Frankenstein cop show or Phantom of the Opera à la Smash? I don't care anymore. I have nothing left to lose.

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  4. Today In Star Wars Trivia: General Veers Moonlights As Aragog

    My other AT-AT is a spider's web.

    The nerds over at Dorkly know that you can't just play, say, Jek Porkins and then retire (I mean, maybe you could, but where's the fun in that?) so they've taken the time to chart the careers of some of the original trilogy's most minor actors.

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  5. Today In Science: A “Gamergate” Is a Type Of Female Ant

    It's about ethics! *sucking probiscus sounds*

    We can only assume that we've been seeing this hashtag on Twitter so much lately because people want to learn about this rare and important type of ant, right?

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  6. New Dragon Age: Inquisition Companions Trailer And Hilariously Awkward Sexy Times Details

    BRB panickedly trying to decide who to romance

    Dragon Age: Inquisition is only twenty-six days away (can you tell I'm excited) and BioWare has released a new video about your companions - and some ridiculous details about the in-game sexytimes, as well.

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  7. Chocolate Malted Spit-Take: Arrow And The Flash Producer Bringing Live-Action Archie Show To FOX

    If there's an Afterlife With Archie crossover, I'm sold.

    Archie Andrews, where are you? On FOX, apparently! Comic Book Resources reports that Archie Comics Chief Creative Officer Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa and The Flash and Arrow executive producer Greg Berlanti are hard at work on Riverdale, a one-hour live-action drama based on Archie and the Gang.

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  8. New Into the Woods Featurette Actually Has Some Singing, Plus a Slew of New Pics

    Once more, with feeling.

    As a follow-up to yesterday's Into the Woods Entertainment Weekly covers—fearturing furry!Frank Sinatra Johnny Depp—here are several more pictures from the upcoming fairy tale musical. Oh, and you wanted to hear the singing? Don't say I never did anything for ya:

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  9. This Halloween, Never Forget: Bill Murray WILL Find You

    And no one will ever believe you.

    He can be anywhere, at any time. HE COULD BE BEHIND YOU RIGHT NOW. You wouldn't happen to be near any film festivals or Wes Anderson movies, by any chance...

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  10. Sarah Michelle Gellar Thinks She’d Break a Hip If She Played Buffy Again So She’s Not Going To

    "You know. No kick-o, no fight-o."

    Sarah, STAHP, you're not even 40!

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