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Introducing NSA Flix, a New Streaming Service for Private Information [Video]

"Everybody watches Mad Men, but why not watch a real alcoholic cheat on their wives?"

After you’ve marathoned everything of note on Netflix, what left is there to mindlessly consume from the comfort of your couch? OfficialComedy thinks maybe the NSA should get into the streaming video market and fill that void for you — after all, they’ve got an endless supply of unedited phone calls and emails at their disposal that would make for hours of voyeuristic entertainment! With categories like “Elderly People Using Skype” and “Puppy Store Security Footage,” NSA Flix is sure to be a hit. At the very least, it would keep us all off the government’s back once the media is tired of chasing the ghost of Edward Snowden around.

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