Here’s Nicole Kidman as a “Sinister, Seductive Taxidermist” in the Paddington Bear Movie

Ok then.

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Can’t say we’ve been following this project too closely but WHAT EVEN IS THIS MOVIE?!

And yeah, the “sinister, seductive taxidermist” is an exact quote from Paddington’s summary:

Adapted from Michael Bond’s beloved books, Paddington follows the comic misadventures of a polite young bear with an endearing talent for comic chaos.

Paddington has grown up deep in the Peruvian jungle with his Aunt Lucy who, inspired by a chance encounter with an English explorer, has raised her nephew to dream of an exciting life in London. When an earthquake destroys their home, Aunt Lucy decides to smuggle her young nephew on board a boat bound for England, in search of a better life. Arriving alone at Paddington Station, Paddington soon finds that city life is not all he had imagined – until he meets the kindly Brown family, who find him with a label tied around his neck which reads ‘Please look after this bear. Thank you.’ They offer him a temporary home whilst he searches for the explorer who impressed Aunt Lucy all those years before.

But when Paddington catches the eye of a sinister, seductive taxidermist, it isn’t long before his home – and very existence – is under threat…

I just… We knew Paddington was creepy, but this takes it to the next level.

(via Collider)

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