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Loki Gets a New Character Poster


Just kidding, this is from Tumblr, the real poster is below.

(via Superhero Hype.)

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  • Anonymous

    Aside from the slight implication of incest the fake on is pretty awesome!

  • Sarah Brockman

    That made me laugh maybe a little too hard.

  • Samuel

    ‘scept they’re not really related. Not in the movies, anyways.

  • Alana Beltzer

    And where can the actual poster be acquire from? From the text, it doesn’t look like it’s from the U.S. but does anyone know if it’s available here?

  • http://www.angelahighland.com/ Angela Korra’ti (Highland)

    Bwahahaha! Thank you, Tumblr. <3

  • Eisen

    Interesting, I missed that it is now ‘The Dark Kingdom’ instead of ‘The Dark World’.

    @Alana Beltzer : The poster is definitly german, and the facebooklogo says “MarvelDeutschland” – so I think it could be availible in de.

  • Jamie Wyman

    Germany. (Bottom right says Marvel Deutschland.)

  • Nicole Elizabeth Currie

    Personally, I like the Empire cover poster much better.

  • Nicole Elizabeth Currie

    And that would be why they’re the biggest ship in the fandom.

  • Nicole Elizabeth Currie

    I’ve decided it looks like the cover of Titanic: Asgard Edition.

  • Eisen

    Me too, it looks more… epic. But I think this one is quite clever. The dagger has blood on it and therefore reminded me instantly of what happend between Loki and Thor in Avengers.

    There is also a russian poster of Thor that looks really awesome:
    http://www.flicksandbits.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/thor_the_dark_world_russian_banner.jpg

  • http://readingwatchinglookingandstuff.blogspot.com/ Janna

    Ok, the German poster is better than what we’ve seen so far, but it kinda looks like Loki was preparing dinner and a bunch of spaceships showed up.

  • Anonymous

    “Now the man without matches the madness within.” – Prof. Lupin.

  • Gerald Kirby

    The rampant Loki fandom is what has kept me from making a Tumblr account.

  • Jordan Ruttle

    I don’t know if this is bad photoshopping or an awkward photo but Loki’s forehead is waaaaay larger on one side than the other. The angle of his face looks wrong, the whole thing looks like they cut out the original head and stuck on another where he was bent foreward.

  • AverageDrafter

    Coffee… Spit-take. Don’t do that again, but please – do that again.

    Tumblr – How do I love thee? A thousand monkeys with a thousand pirated Photoshops will eventually produce the most hilarious images ever.

  • Penny Dreadful

    anybody else notice that they’ve put wayyy too much makeup on ol’ hiddles for this film? even his lips are white.

  • Katy

    I’m pretty sure the Tumblr poster will now be used by fans who write Thor/Loki slash fiction. The real one is okay, but I keep wanting to sing “Someone’s in the kitchen with Loki.”

  • Anonymous

    They’re adopted siblings (or, as I like to call them, “siblings”). Westermarck effect much?

    (Obviously they’re fictional characters, and people can ship whoever, but the “not really incest” argument skeeves me out.)

  • Samuel

    Oh I know about the Westermarck effect. I also know it doesn’t carry much weight. I mostly just meant in a genetic sense, though. Once again, in MCU, they aren’t even the same race.

  • Sarah Brockman

    You mean that isn’t a normal ocurrance during meal prep?

  • Anonymous

    I will be very disappointed if Loki doesn’t wear his awesome helmet in this movie.

  • Mark Brown

    Well, Coulson already has “The Dark Corner” covered…

  • teamintfortae

    And even if they are siblings, well, they’re of age, have presumably consented to the incest and can’t breed (unless you’re in a very specific portion of fandom), so there really isn’t any harm in it, right?

  • Anonymous

    You know you can choose whose Tumblrs appear on your dashboard?It’s not just a barrage of what everyone’s doing, you select who you want to see posts from, like Twitter.

  • Samuel

    Except lots of children raised in close proximity to one another in kibbutz style environments don’t feel icky about being attracted to one another. The consensus is that the Westermarck pales in comparison to the social pressure against incest that is instilled in culture.

  • http://taste-is-sweet.livejournal.com/ Aundrea Singer

    That knife looks a tad useless against Armageddon. Just saying.