There historical female military leaders are here to kick butt and chew bubble gum, and they're all out of bubble gum.
Name-Calling Minnesota Politician’s Mother Makes Him Apologize
by Susana Polo | 11:45 am, May 5th, 2011
My mom is staying with us right now because my wife’s out of town. She was very angry this morning and always taught me not to be a name caller. And I shouldn’t have done it, and I apologize.
–Minnesota House Majority Leader Matt Dean, speaking on Minnesota Public Radio which he is incidentally attempting to deprive of legacy funding, after calling Neil Gaiman a “pencil-necked little weasel who stole $45,000 from the state of Minnesota” after the author accepted $33,600 of about-to-be-lost legacy funds from a Minnesota library for a speaking engagement which he then donated to charity.
Have we mentioned that Mother’s Day is coming up?
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