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Mom Coughs Up Her Cancer While Driving, Kids Ask, “Are We There Yet?”

by Jill Pantozzi | 2:03 pm, January 12th

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Have you ever gotten into a particularly bad coughing fit? Have you ever hacked something up in the process? Have you ever hacked up some CANCER? You may have been able to say yes to the first two but this mom from the United Kingdom may be one of a few people who can say yes to the third. 

Warning: This story does have a particular gross-out factor but it is really amazing so you should read it anyway.

Thirty-seven-year old Claire Osborn, a mother of six, was driving when she felt a slight tickle in her throat. A few minutes later, heart-shaped lump of liver-colored tissue was in her hand. Turns out it was a metastatic adenocarcinoma, an aggressive type of throat and mouth cancer.

Osborn spoke with the Daily Mail and also mentioned that a similar thing happened the day before. “I put a tissue over my mouth and felt something fleshy come up my throat. It looked like a strip of liver. I didn’t really think too much about it and threw it away,” she said. “The next day I was in the car with my son and the same thing happened again but this time the lump was much bigger, about 2cm long. I knew something was very wrong so I went straight to my GP who sent the tissue sample away for tests.”

Her doctors diagnose her with the cancer and Osborn did not have an optimistic outlook. “They said the cancer was inoperable and I should be prepared for chemotherapy and radiation therapy,” she said. “I just thought I was going to die. The mortality rate for this cancer is quite high, about 50 per cent, so I started saving for my funeral.”

But then something weird happened (putting weird in perspective considering the original circumstances), doctors at University Hospital Coventry scanned for tumors located in other areas of the body and all of them came back negative. “The consultant turned round to me and said ‘It appears you have coughed up your cancer. Congratulations,’” she said. “I was totally flabbergasted. I couldn’t believe a coughing fit had saved my life.”

Head and Neck surgeon Dr. Gary Walton, who treated Osborn, said “It is very uncommon to cough up cancer, but she did it. We suspect the tumour grew on a stalk at the back of her mouth which is very difficult to detect.”

Dr. Edward Kim, chief of head and neck medical oncology at MD Anderson Cancer Center in Houston, spoke with ABC News about the case. He said the coughing acted as a “surgical resection” in a way but that metastatic adenocarcinoma usually requires chemo and radiation treatment, too. ”It’s very rare that these types of tumors don’t require other treatments beyond surgery,” he said. ”Usually there are subtler symptoms, like difficulty with swallowing or speech.”

But Osborn certainly knows she was fortunate to have this happen to her and doesn’t assume others will have her luck. ”Anyone with a persistent cough should get checked out as a precaution,” she said.

(via Yahoo)

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  • http://profiles.google.com/amberlovescomics Elizabeth-Amber Delaney

    Paging Dr. House!

  • http://twitter.com/AtomicDarling Ashley B

    I would never be so lucky.

  • Adam R. Charpentier

    Holy shit! Congratulations, indeed!

  • http://twitter.com/Super_Widget Joanna

    If people could fight their own cancer like that, that would be totally awesome.

  • http://twitter.com/justjennyjones Jenny

    Suddenly, this bit from the Ricky Gervais Show doesn’t seem quite so ridiculous: 
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQecVxGTM_g

  • Lisa Jonte

    Ew.  But yay!  But, eewww…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1395273025 Jeff Westmoreland

    Roadhouse

  • http://www.thenerdybird.com/ Jill Pantozzi

    Oh my god, yes!

  • http://twitter.com/TheTiniestRant Michelle Six

    This makes me wonder if anyone’s ever pooped out cancer … 

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_AOFTU2AM7WRZZFDC6SPN4XF6KQ Null

    She could still have micrometastases too small to detect. There are plenty of cases where cancer is ‘gone’ but a few small cells remain and eventually grow back. CT scans only go as low as 1 centimeter or so.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Gorillazfan Emily Hill

    Thats amazing