Uncomfortable Moment Of The Day: Martha Stewart Discusses Sausage And Condoms [VIDEO]

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You’re used to hearing crafter extraordinaire and media mogul Martha Stewart discussing the best way to stuff a turkey but did you imagine you’d hear her talking about the best way to safely stuff a turkey? Read on to find out just how the topic of Stewarts latest show wound up in condom territory. 

The incident happened at the taping of Stewart’s Thursday episode of The Martha Stewart Show, where she and butcher Ryan Farr were making sausage. The two eventually got to talking about sausage casings (as you do when talking about sausage) and well, you can read what  Zap2It reports happened or jump right to the videotape!

Stewart: These are really like rubber balloons actually… or condoms.
Farr: … I don’t know if I would want to use this as a condom, but…
Stewart: Oh, I bet they work. If they work for sausage…
Farr: Yea… It holds the meat in.

And here’s video proof from the Huffington Post:

Apparently she didn’t stop there though, there was also “some talk about getting the casing on the ‘nose’ of the machine, getting the right ‘rhythm’ and tiny sausages.

Woah, Martha, woah. TMI. Also, let’s not put any ideas into anyones minds. Condoms exist for a reason. Does she still say, “It’s a good thing?” This is so very the opposite of that. So…very…

(via Zap2It)

 


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