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The Man of Steel Porn Parody Features Things You Won’t See In Man of Steel [VIDEO]


I haven’t seen Man of Steel yet (no spoilers!) but I can bet when I do, I won’t see Doctor Fate, Livewire, Silver Banshee, or Zatanna. Much like The Wolverine porn parody and others, Man of Steel XXX lets the filmmakers utilize DC Comics characters in a way Warner Bros. probably never will. And no, I don’t mean the having sex part.

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  • Anonymous

    “The Lord of Order commands you to spit-polish the Helmet of Nabu! No … the other Helmet of Nabu.”

  • javakoala

    Looks better than Green Lantern. I’d watch it. For science.

  • Foxfire

    After Young Justice, I couldn’t deal with Zatanna being with anyone other than Robin/Nightwing.

    This’ll be a miss for me. Even if they do a shot of superman hitting the moon when he. um. sorry that got crude.

  • jenovapooh

    I feel very strange, being excited for a porn parody.

  • Robert Vary

    This makes me so, so sad. Not that there’s a porn Superman movie – not at all – but that the DC Comics porn parodies seem to be making much better use of the characters and having a lot more fun, not even counting the sex, than the actual DC Comics movies.

  • Roy

    After suffering through Man of Steel, I’m going to guess this will be way more engaging!

  • Anonymous

    The actual DC movies are too busy being “gritty”.

  • http://www.facebook.com/nuuni.nuunani Nuuni Nuunani

    If you think thats bad, the person behind this also did an Avengers one that worked in Miss Marvel, She-Hulk, Spider-man and Spider-woman.

  • Penny Marie Sautereau

    How is it that a porn director is making better comic book movies with better costumes and (sadly) better acting half the time then big budget studios? Porn or not, Axel Braun is CLEARLY a comic book fan. You could edit the porn sex out of these and have a slick looking coherent fan film. In fact I think Axel needs to start releasing sex edited out versions AS fan films, because he does stuff big studios will NEVER do, like using obscure cult favorite villains like Silver Banshee.

    This makes me weep for how abysmally horrible the eventual (if it ever gets made) Justice League movie is going to be.

  • Penny Marie Sautereau

    Please don’t make me laugh like that when I have broken ribs.

  • Lis Riba

    According to a recent Buzzfeed article on the film, he does include edited “non-sex” versions on the DVDs:

    “The biggest compliment is when people write to me and tell me that they didn’t even watch the porn version of the movie, they just like the no-sex version,” he says.

  • Ian Osmond

    It makes SENSE that a porn movie aimed at a primarily straight male audience would have more female characters. I mean, I GET it.

    But it makes me sad that they are the ONLY people making significant use of a lot of female superheroes. I saw pictures of Chyna as She-Hulk, and she is PERFECT. She SHOULD be playing her in the mainstream movies, not the porn parodies.

    Okay, fine. IN ADDITION TO in the porn parodies.

  • http://villings.tumblr.com/ [A]

    I have a question about these porn parodies — what’s the deal with copyright? (Seinfeld-theme notes playing in the background) did DC or Marvel allowed use of their characters or they just use similar suits and names? please, tell me!

  • Anonymous

    Is it sad that I feel I will be much more entertained by this version than by the original?

  • http://villings.tumblr.com/ [A]

    Parody is protected speech — quick and simple — thanks!

  • Brian

    I dunno, I feel kind of burned by his Batgirl. While he tends to have a scene with a woman ‘succumbing’ to the villain in all his films, the Batgirl one went waaaaay over the edge where consent is concerned. I’ll read some reviews first.

  • Brian

    Odd. After Young Justice, I couldn’t deal with Zatanna being with anyone other than Artemis.

  • Foxfire

    Haha – I just loved the word play between the first Robin and Zatanna. It was great.

  • Anonymous

    Nope. I’ll stick with Henry, lol.

  • Ryan Colson

    Amazed OP didn’t mention Batman with loser characters (and the cool ones too)..