Man at Arms: Reforged Combined All Four Ninja Turtle Weapons, Should Have No Trouble Defeating Shredder

If you can mutate turtles, it's only fair to mutate their weapons too.

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Man at Arms: Reforged is known for making insane weapons from culture, but this is some next level business. They’ve combined all four of the Ninja Turtles’ iconic weapons into one katasaichuckbo and basically provided instructions for every step of the process. Probably don’t try this at home.

I asked our resident weapons expert Dan Van Winkle about just how effective of a weapon this would be and he told me “The nunchuck chain seems ancillary, but when you lock it into place and have a bo staff with pointy things on both ends, yeah, go with that weapon.” I’m assuming he means against the Shredder.

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