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Earrings That Are Functional Lockpicks

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Published: Nov 25, 2013 11:26 am

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As Etsy seller GiantEye points out, “if you get caught doing naughty things and happen to have these on you, life might get more interesting.” On the other hand, if your favorite monthly getaway is a LARP community where you roleplay picking locks by actually picking locks, well, these might be right up your alley.

(via Laughing Squid.)

Previously in “Functional” Jewelry

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Susana Polo
Susana Polo thought she'd get her Creative Writing degree from Oberlin, work a crap job, and fake it until she made it into comics. Instead she stumbled into a great job: founding and running this very website (she's Editor at Large now, very fancy). She's spoken at events like Geek Girl Con, New York Comic Con, and Comic Book City Con, wants to get a Batwoman tattoo and write a graphic novel, and one of her canine teeth is in backwards.