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Fake Kristen Stewart Explains The Birth Of Jesus And Christmas

by Jill Pantozzi | 1:17 pm, December 6th

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Previously, the comedy group Barely Political brought us a helpful lesson on how to speak like Twilight star Kristen Stewart. Well, they’re back with a very special holiday message. Listen intently as Stewart (Laura McDonald) tells us all about the virgin birth of Jesus, three very different Wise Men and how Pocahontas and beards played a huge part in Christmas. Also, Bella is like, totally like the Virgin Mary. Merry Christmas.

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  • Lisa Jonte

    Oh, my God!  Literally!

  • http://nakedhobo.com/blog Glenn Buettner

    So all these years the church has been lying to me, thanks Fake Kristen Stewart.

  • Anonymous

    If this is really how it went down, I’m reconverting to Christianity on the spot.

  • Velexia Ombra

    Just saying, Kristen Stewart also played Joan Jett… and did a damned good job.  Dogging Twilight is fine, but don’t kill the messenger =)

  • Anonymous

    phlpn.es/829r8s

  • http://twitter.com/Riviare Kimberly

    Some people just hate anything and anyone related to Twilight on principle, it seems.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andre-Guirard/577728580 Andre Guirard

    It’s not just a matter of principle, it’s also fun.

  • Anonymous

    Todays Topic in School was Public Speaking. I convinced the Teacher to run The “K-Stew Tutorial of – How to speak English, more good”.

    I can proudly announce that we learned our Lesson and that stroking Hair, chewing Lip and talking to invisible Bugs on the Floor is now near to Zero in our Class.

    C.U. After X-Mas. I let u Guys know when i convinced the Reverend to run the X-Mas Story K-Stew Style.

    Team ObamaGirl