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The Honest Trailer Folks Are Snarky About Jurassic Park 3D, Diminishing My Anticipation By Exactly Zero Percent [VIDEO]

I agree with what the Honest Trailer for the 3D re-release of Jurassic Park says about it being unnecessary. It is. And yet I do not care. If there’s a chance to see Jurassic Park on the big screen I’m going to take it, no matter how many dimensions it’s in.

And all the stuff about how the technology in the movie is hilariously outdated now is actually a positive. You have not known joy until you’ve been in a sold-out screening of people laughing at “It’s an interactive CD-ROM!,” not to mention cat-calling at Jeff Goldblum‘s shirtless, glistening torso and cheering when Lex goes into girl-hacker mode.

(via: /Film)

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  • Adam R. Charpentier

    The higher frame rate Hobbit was the only 3D film that hasn’t give me a headache, so they can cram their gimmicky garbage. As much as I’d like to see Jurassic Park in theatres, I’d rather not have to suck down a bunch of aspirin to do so.

  • Isen

    Stranger things have happend – I had a headache from the hobbit. Every two seconds I had to blink, and freaked out because it looked so strangely “clean”. If they show Jurassic Park 3D in Europe, I’m going.

    I just pretend it’s some sort of childrens clap-book, because it never looks 3D, just like different layers, hovering above another.

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  • Incredibly Awesome

    I want to go and I don’t care who hates me or makes fun of me. I can still quote whole patches of this movie on command.