Guys: John Barrowman Won’t Sleep With You

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No, never. But there’s always a cute 27 or 35-year-old. The best is when women bring their husbands up and say, “My husband thinks Captain Jack’s fantastic.”

And the husband says, “John, if I was ever to do it with a bloke then you’d be the one.” And I’m like, “Call me. You are hot.” But no, I’ve never done it. I have a partner. Plus, maybe I won’t live up to their expectations. — John Barrowman, when asked if he’s ever slept with one of his nerdy fans.

Ladies have known for a while that John Barrowman only plays an omni-sexual on TV, and isn’t one on real life (not that there’s anything wrong with being omni-sexual…)

So guys: John Barrowman won’t sleep with you. It’s not because you’re not hot. It’s because he’s a gentleman.

You want to sleep with Captain Jack? Do it in fanfiction. And if it’s good, put it on the internet for the rest of us.

(via Digital Spy.)


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