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Star-Lord Returns to Find His Childhood Ruined in How Guardians of the Galaxy Should Have Ended

I can't believe no one warned him.
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Published: Nov 20, 2014 12:25 pm

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But how could his childhood be ruined now? It is in the past and thus unalterable.

Previously in How It Should Have Ended

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Dan Van Winkle (he) is an editor and manager who has been working in digital media since 2013, first at now-defunct <em>Geekosystem</em> (RIP), and then at <em>The Mary Sue</em> starting in 2014, specializing in gaming, science, and technology. Outside of his professional experience, he has been active in video game modding and development as a hobby for many years. He lives in North Carolina with Lisa Brown (his wife) and Liz Lemon (their dog), both of whom are the best, and you will regret challenging him at <em>Smash Bros.</em>