Harken Back to a Simpler Time With Nick Offerman’s Hand-Crafted Artisanal Wooden Emojis

You know, back in my day if we wanted to send a friend that picture of a little smiling poop, we had to walk uphill backwards in the snow for two straight miles until we got to the nearest general Emoji store, where old Mr. MacPherson had his trained pigeons deliver them to their destinations. Nice to see someone like Parks and Recreation‘s Nick Offerman —who legitimately owns his own woodshop, by the way—trying to bring that way of life back.

But in all seriousness: Offerman. Can I buy one of those poop emojis? Please?

(via Mashable)

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