The GoVacuum GV62711 24k Gold Plated Vacuum Cleaner is now on sale for $1 off its original $1,000,000 when you enter Item Code GV62711, and it comes with free shipping and free customizable engraving. Oh joy!
GoVacuum is selling “the most luxurious and expensive vacuum that ever rolled into your living room” for “the select few who simply can.” The vacuum cleaner seems to be a commercial-grade model plated with 24k gold, and comes with a certificate of authenticity. Because, you know, some people might make ripoffs. Go on, buy it. Make your cleaner-person weep at the unfairness of it all.
GoVacuum also has some pretty neat videos to further convince you to get one: