There historical female military leaders are here to kick butt and chew bubble gum, and they're all out of bubble gum.
Beautiful, Entirely Edible, Gingerbread Candy Kingdom From Adventure Time
by Susana Polo | 10:12 am, December 19th, 2013
It’s tough being the monarch of a kingdom when all your people are timid little folk who don’t understand the first thing about how delicious they are. Redditor IHaveAFluffyCat understands this now that they have created a tiny kingdom of their own. Still, they say they’re probably only going to keep it around for a few days before they “let my husband take it to his workplace to be consumed.”
Truly, IHaveAFluffyCat is a capricious and terrifying god-ruler.