When we received this press release from a company that paints terrifying murals of knights, escalators to Hell, Anarchist tanks, orcas, elephant beasts, underground parking lots, and other phantasmagoria on your garage door for a mere $189-$389, we could have ‘researched it further’ and ‘done our jobs,’ but… it kind of speaks for itself.
Why be a “zero” [person who has a normal garage door] when you can be a “hero” [person who has an insanely painted garage door]?
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Today zero – tomorrow hero: Photo-realisticgarage-murals from style-your-garage.com!The days of boring garage doors are over.
New for 2010: style-your-garage.com offers eye-catching interchangeable banners that can be mounted on any garage door. These garage-murals are cleverly realistic and are sure to make a great impression.
Over 250 images are available, depicting everything you always wanted to see in your garage such as a race car, an airplane, wild horses or a stack of gold bars. Each month there are new images, such as the upcoming USA designs.
Coming up next: USA designs