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Winter Is Coming

Your Game Of Thrones Porn Parody Trailer Arrives With An Interesting Iron Throne


A few things. There’s finally a Game of Thrones porn, it’s called Game of Bones: Winter is Cumming (not to be confused with the other in production). Secondly, director Lee Roy Myers was asked if there was anything “too wrong” for them to broach in the parody. He said. “Yes. The whole Cersei & Jaime Lannister, brother and sister sexual relationship is taboo. At WoodRocket, we typically try and avoid incest as a running theme in porn.” But…but…canon! And they did it on HBO! Sigh. Check out the teaser…

Thirdly. James Deen is playing Jon Snow and was asked by the Daily Dot if he actually knew who Jon Snow was. He said, “I know nothing, really. I had actually never heard of it until the other day when I shot this porno.” Here’s our reaction.

And in case you can’t wait for new episodes of Game of Thrones, Game of Bones will air as a series of episodes starting October 25 on WoodRocket.com.

(via io9)

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  • Anonymous

    that chair is ribbed for *our* pleasure.

  • Anonymous

    “At WoodRocket, we typically try and avoid incest as a running theme in porn.”
    Because Taboo 2 isn’t one of the most successful prons in history. Not that I know that kind of thing.

  • Anonymous

    Well, that brings a whole new meaning to paying the Iron price…

  • Anonymous

    Trying very hard to come up with clever entendres on the fly, but not getting off satisfied. :/

  • R4ch43L

    I might watch this on Halloween…just for fun…by myself.

  • Anonymous

    My Uncle Harrison got a nearly new blue Buick Regal GS by
    work using a laptop. recommended you read T­e­c­7­0­.­ℂ­o­m

  • Camille Monae

    “if it were made of cocks, he’d never have gotten off it.”

    – jaime lannister

    I can’t have been the only one who thought of this!

  • Bam Bunting

    So what you’re saying is in this movie when Theon Greyjoy is being tortured the girls actually go through with it?

  • Amy C.

    I feel like they could have gone Dildoier with it. There were too many sword looking dildos and not enough straight up dongs.

  • Anonymous

    So not only do they exclude a gigantic part of the original show but they commit another mortal sin and start off with a giant plothole: Renly would be king, with a throne like that and nobody could have changed anything. The end.

  • Anonymous

    “We won’t have fictional incest in our movies because we have standards. Having 18 year olds running around naked and pretending they’re 15, or vice versa, is totally cool but fake incest? Yuck, that’s creepy” lol. Porn and principles.

  • Joanna

    I thought there was already porn in GoT…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001702773745 Charles M. Hagmaier

    Making porn parodies of the show that developed sexposition into a trope seems rather… inessential, to use the AV Club’s term of art.

  • TheChief

    So they are taking a show which is basically softcore porn and making a hardcore parody of it. Get ready for the Giant of Lannister.

  • Carl

    That throne… looked remarkably Geiger-esque, king of bio-mechanical genitalia

  • Carl

    That throne… looked remarkably Geiger-esque, king of bio-mechanical genitalia

  • Brooke Michelle

    Dildoier is a great word.

  • Anonymous

    All I have to say is that Deen did a fantastic job as Robin in the 60s Batman parody – he absolutely evoked Burt Ward’s manner of speaking in his scenes.

  • Anonymous

    and straight up dongs is a great phrase – lets keep our eyes on amy, she’s sort of genius.

  • Brooke Michelle

    The dildo force is strong with this one.

  • Alexa

    Has Mr. Deen been living under a rock to not have heard of Game of Thrones?