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Winter Is Coming

Game of Thrones Gets Cute, Big-Headed Toys, All the Better for Decapitation

by Susana Polo | 10:17 am, September 7th, 2012



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    If you've ever wanted a Sean Bean who'll never die on you before the end of the movie, I suggest watching a few with this guy. But maybe there's a different character you'd like to plop down on your desk or shelf, so that they can eternally pierce you with their soulless eyes? Venture on, brave reader.

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    If you'd still like to see more of these and aren't simply seething in rage upon seeing Joffrey's face, the rest of the line can be found at Kotaku.

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  • http://twitter.com/raquel9e Raquel Phillips

    That Tyrion one doesn’t look anything like Tyrion. Isn’t he supposed to have pale blonde hair, heterochromia, and a jagged scar instead of a nose?

  • Selene Fierro

    But maybe there’s a different character you’d
    like to plop down on your desk or shelf, so that they can eternally
    pierce you with their soulless eyes? Venture on, brave reader.

    https://siskeith.scentsy.us/

  • Anonymous

    I feel sorry for anyone who hasn’t seen the show yet because the title and first line here spoil.

  • http://www.facebook.com/regan.gillespie.94 Regan Gillespie

    please take my money !

  • http://twitter.com/Loerwyn Kathryn

    These are clearly based on the show, not the books – not to mention Tyrion’s injury in the show isn’t quite as serious as it is in the books.

  • http://twitter.com/diefrankenmaus Kate

    The first season was over a year ago. I would say the statute of limitations on its spoilers has run out.

  • Anonymous

    I just watched the first season a few months ago and finished the second not long ago. Besides my younger friends, most of the people I know casually pick up shows from the shelf.

    Lets say that someone has no interest in the show though. Instead they are reading the book. This would have been equally unfortunate of them. I really don’t think there should be an expiration date on spoilers when it is easy to avoid. Blade Runner is quite old now but still warrants a spoiler tag. Age has nothing to do with it.

  • Anonymous

    SPOILER:

    To be fair, Sean Bean dies in virtually EVERY project he’s known for. Khal Drogo also dies. The title just spoils that someone is decapitated, it doesn’t specify who. Though you do mostly have a point (but as a book reader, I thought casting Sean Bean as Ned Stark was a spoiler in and of itself. You never know what the uninitiated might miss).

  • Anonymous

    That’s because poor Peter Dinklage would be in the make up chair ALL the time if they had to make it look like someone cut off his nose.

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