Elijah Wood Is Going to Play the Lead Role in a Piano Thriller. Yes, a Piano Thriller.

it's time to play the music

Recommended Videos

One of our favorite actors from Back to the Future Part II* was just announced to have taken a lead role in a new movie called Grand Piano. An indie thriller, it is being described as “Speed with a piano” and involves Wood’s character being forced to play the piano in a way that is so good that it will save lives. But like I said, this is a thriller and not a feel-good family movie about a do-gooder-slash-ivory-tickler. Nope — the Speed to which I refer is the 1994 Keanu Reeves action movie about the terrorized bus. Yup. Speed with a piano. Play, Elijah Wood! Play until the world is safe from evil!

*You had no idea, did you?

The Hollywood Reporter says that Wood will play a concert pianist who has fallen from grace and is making a comeback after a five-year break. When he does get back behind the keys, he finds a threatening note and finds himself hostage to this mysterious person, forced to play the concert of his life in order to save himself and his wife from being murdered.

That’s your basic plot, and not many details have been released except for who is behind it. The producers are familiar with this idea of “suspense in limited space” — Adrian Guerra and Rodrigo Cortes worked on the Ryan Reynolds thriller Buried, in which the star was underground in a coffin the whole movie. The script is being written by Damien Chazelle, a newcomer who is writing the sequel to The Last Exorcism, and directed by Eugenio Mira. The movie will shoot in both Spain and Chicago, most likely starting in the late summer.

Of course, there is the question of what music Wood’s character is going to be forced to play, and why in the world someone is going to be so intent on hearing a good piano concert that they will commit double murder if it doesn’t go well. Elijah, we offer the following advice: practice, practice, practice, and maybe no hand cream the day of the concert.

(The Hollywood Reporter via Geek Tyrant)

Previously in Elijah Wood


The Mary Sue is supported by our audience. When you purchase through links on our site, we may earn a small affiliate commission. Learn more
related content
Read Article Here’s Why the ‘L’ Comes First in LGBTQ?
Read Article What Will Conventions Look Like in 2021?
Read Article Dear White People, I Need To Matter Beyond a Thank You
Black Lives Matter protest photo
Read Article Have You Ever Seen a Ghost?
Library of Congress Ghost picture
Read Article Taylor Swift Says She’ll Re-Record All Her Old Albums to Regain Ownership of Them
taylor swift,, voting, tennessee, blackburn, conservatives, vote.org
Related Content
Read Article Here’s Why the ‘L’ Comes First in LGBTQ?
Read Article What Will Conventions Look Like in 2021?
Read Article Dear White People, I Need To Matter Beyond a Thank You
Black Lives Matter protest photo
Read Article Have You Ever Seen a Ghost?
Library of Congress Ghost picture
Read Article Taylor Swift Says She’ll Re-Record All Her Old Albums to Regain Ownership of Them
taylor swift,, voting, tennessee, blackburn, conservatives, vote.org