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Donnie and Marie’s Star Wars Is So Bad It’s Actually the Best Thing We’ve Seen All Day

by Susana Polo | 5:42 pm, April 22nd

Okay lets go down the list:

Redd Foxx as Obi-Wan Kenobi
Kris Kristofferson as Han Solo
Paul Lynde as Governor Tarkin
Tony the Tiger as Darth Vader
Synchronized dancing Stormtroopers

Yeah, it’s got all that.

Happy Friday.

TAGS: Donnie and Marie | Star Wars

http://twitter.com/SailRabbits Magister

Terrific. Great find and to beat all, Kristofferson doesn’t look particularly stoned. Thanks.
Vampirezombeh

Are they gonna make-out?… Get it?…Their siblings… Dressed as Like and Leia… Okay, I’m gonna stop now….Or am I?
Vampirezombeh

*I mean Luke and Leia… Damn my clumsy fingers!

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