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The World Doesn't End Because the Doctor Dances

These Doctor Who Shoes Don’t Actually Exist (But We Wish They Did)

by Susana Polo | 3:30 pm, May 4th, 2012


These Doctor Who shoes remain one of the few elements of reality that were not restored when the Doctor fixed the Time Field by flying the TARDIS and the Pandorica (which contained a few tiny molecules of the old, not-broken universe) into the explosion of the TARDIS.

Look, Moffat, I like your work, but I still don’t understand anything of what happened in your seasons of Who. So here’s an alternate story: before Donna Noble could restore reality to its proper balance by defeating the Daleks as the Doctor Donna, the evil pepper pots were able to destroy these shoes for being way, way more awesome than they were, the end.

These shoe designs, and many more for The Hunger Games, Harry Potter, and more, can be found on Lonely-Soles, but they’re just that: designs. We can’t wear them. Which is probably for the best because even if they did exist, I wouldn’t be able to wear them without falling over. So thanks, Lonely-Soles, for saving me from bruises.

(via DoctorWho.tumblr.com.)

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  • http://www.idamannisto.wordpress.com/ Ida Männistö

    THESE, WOULD, BE, SO, COOL. Especially the Van Gogh ones! Ok I could take all of them!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/jocelynplease Jocelyn Dugan

    This makes me heart hurt. I will pay good money for these to be real shoes.

  • Anonymous

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  • Rose-Heather Mikhail

    nice designs, but the shoe shapes are so ugly :(

  • illyenad

    oh, i am dying for the van gogh shoes and the weeping angels shoes!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andreia-Augusto/100003102682236 Andreia Augusto

    Go check the site!! This shoes are some of the best, Doctor Who rules YEY But in the site lonely soles are lots of gorgeous shoes like this ones!!

  • http://twitter.com/Riviare Kimberly

    Sadly enough, I have to agree. :(

    I couldn’t wear those without permanently injuring myself in some way.

  • http://www.facebook.com/brenda.alsup Brenda Alsup

    I have been searching for the boot style shoes. PLEASE make these a reality some of us would like to buy them, or more than one.

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