Disney princesses are all right, I guess. If you can get past the cutesyness. But Disney villains are where it’s at. Don’t argue. I am empirically, one hundred percent correct. Those paragons of cinematic cruelty serve as the inspiration for artist Ruby Spark‘s series of perfume bottle designs. It includes the heavy-hitters and the more obscure baddies alike, from the singer of the very best Disney villain song of all time, Ursula (Did you think I’d say Scar? YOU FOOLS!), to others like Maleficent, Gaston, even The Rescuers‘ Madame Medusa. Sadly, these perfume bottles are mere designs—the real versions exist nowhere but in our blackened, evil hearts.