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Cyclops Is Toast In The Latest “Ex-Men” Short From Pete Holmes

"Do you... shower with those on?

Pete Holmes (as Professor X) is down-sizing the X-Men, and no one is safe. The next victim on Charles Xavier’s list is none other than the RayBan-clad Cyclops. Does it matter that he’s the leader of the X-Men? Nope! Why? Because he uncontrollably shoots laser beams from his eyes. The firing really makes sense, when you think about it.

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