Pete Holmes (as Professor X) is down-sizing the X-Men, and no one is safe. The next victim on Charles Xavier’s list is none other than the RayBan-clad Cyclops. Does it matter that he’s the leader of the X-Men? Nope! Why? Because he uncontrollably shoots laser beams from his eyes. The firing really makes sense, when you think about it.
- Storm just quit before she could be fired
- We didn’t think he had the budget to fire Nightcrawler and were happily wrong
- He fired Iceman, too, because no one is safe