Remember that time Hulu was maaaaybe going to bring Community back, bringing us one step closer to the “six seasons and a movie!” that will unlock the 666th Sacred Seal and allow Dam Harmon to tear a gash in the crust of Hell and call forth his army of bloodthirsty, comedy-writing demons to wreck their dread havoc upon the earth? Good news: The world is saved!
I’m just trying to put a positive spin on this, OK?
According to TVLine, “Hulu has abandoned talks” to acquire Community. But all hope is not lost: An “anonymous source” (whom my anonymous source says reeks of sulphur and wears really odd, hoof-shaped shoes) hinted that another company might step in and told TVLine that “Sony [Pictures Television, which makes Community] does not give up easily… A lot can happen in one week.” That “one week” refers to the fact time Sony has before the Community cast’s deals to return to the show expire on June 30th.
One more week, and we will have either avoided the Apocalypse… or…