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‘Cloaxia’ Promises One Hole, Many Confused Laughs [Probs NSFW]

by Zoe Chevat | 5:41 pm, September 13th, 2012


Upright Citizen’s Brigade gets it. You’re a busy woman, and you don’t have time to deal with your vagina. This…might not be the solution you’re looking for (or even a real one).

In a great, almost too weird, sendup of women’s medication ads that hits the tone right on, a bevy of smiling, pleased women espouse the virtues of having a cloaca. Yes, the anatomical pathway that birds have. With a rapid-fire stream of jokes that will have you halfway between laughing and repeatedly muttering “what” under your breath, this faux ad for Cloaxia maintains a straight face all the way through.

Just remember ladies, eggbinding is a serious condition.

(via Laughing Squid)

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  • Ashe

    Am I odd in thinking this would make an interesting science-fiction premise?

    “In 2012, a type of tract medication has bizarre side-effects, causing some women to end up with bird DNA. Although some lay eggs, they are always destroyed, until one woman secretly carries her child to term: when he hatches, he has to navigate the world as a unique hybrid, both bird and man, the result of a scientifically impulsive society with good intentions at heart.”

    Hmm…

  • Anonymous

    DID YOU OR A LOVED ONE SUFFER COMPLICATIONS WHILE TAKING THE EXPERIMENTAL DRUG CLOAXIA?

    YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO FINANCIAL COMPENSATION
    SOMEHOW THAT MEANS IT’S WORTH OUR TIME AND MONEY TO INTERRUPT YOUR AFTERNOON CABLE SHOW WITH MESSAGES ABOUT PELVIC ORGAN PROLAPSE AND A STOCK PHOTOGRAPHY SLIDESHOW. CALL OUR LAW OFFICES NOW.
    I’m a non-attorney spokes person.

    Dang, how much would you have to eat to make eggs at that rate?

  • http://twitter.com/OneZillionBooks Jason Toupence

    Ashe, I am pretty sure that just leads to a Howard the Duck scenario

  • Ashe

    …Oh god, you’re right. Forget I ever said anything!

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