It’s That Time Of Year Again: Christopher Lee Releases Another Heavy Metal Christmas Song

For the third year in a row, Christopher Lee reminds us why we all love and fear him by singing about the baby Jesus in a haunting, sonorous voice with shredding guitars behind him. Reminder: he is ninety two years old. Satan bless him.

The above video includes samples of his previous holiday hellscapes, but if you’re hankering for more, he also put out an EP in 2012 and in 2013, and works on other non-Christmas tune slayage with Charlemagne Productions. You can buy those, as well as “Darkest Carols, Faithful Sing,” on iTunes. Just… maybe don’t leave a bad review if you end up not liking the whole track. I have a feeling that won’t end well for you.

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