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Chris Pratt, Can You Stop Being a Charming Son of a Gun for Two Seconds?!

"Sex Hair"! Play "Sex Hair"!

Seriously, knock it off with the being cute and enthusiastically singing “Take Me Out to the Ball Game,” at Wrigley Field, Pratt. ‘Cause I’m starting to feel like you’re a robot sent down from Jupiter by a species of reptilian overlords who want to lull us into a false sense of complacency so we don’t raise too much of a ruckus when they start turning us into pod people. I don’t want to be a pod person.

Below the cut, courtesy of, is a gif of him throwing out the first pitch at a Cubs game yesterday.

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Look at that adorable shrug. Ugh. I don’t know if I want to slap him or hug him.

(via Pajiba)

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