So, Sony had their huge PlayStation 4 event yesterday (watch the whole thing at Geekosystem). There was just one problem – nobody thought to bring a PlayStation 4. Ok, that probably wasn’t the case but really, guys? (And yes, we literally do mean GUYS.) We’ve got a look from a different angle after the jump. 

I remember seeing preview footage of Tron: Legacy at San Diego Comic-Con and being pretty impressed. The 3D actually made sense and they seemed to have a good handle on a story that would do the original film justice. When I saw the full movie I thought it was good, not great, and didn’t expect them to make any more. While the idea was bounced around for a while, it looks like it’s finally gaining momentum.

You’ve probably heard of the Draw Something app by now. You know, the one no one’s playing anymore? Well anyway, CBS has decided to turn the Pictionary-like game into a reality show. What in the what?

John Layman (Chew) has decided to bring Tim Burton‘s Mars Attacks! to Broadway. Because … we don’t know. Nope, no idea. When the movie came out in 1996, very few people actually liked it, so our guess is that Layman wants this to become the next cult musical hit. Well … okay. Ack ack ack it is, then. Maybe I’ll change my mind about this by the end of the post.

Well, writing about this during this whole Rush Limbaugh-Sandra Fluke kerfuffle is interesting, and here is why: It’s been reported that as part of his deal with NBC, comedian Dane Cook will star as a “brash alpha male DJ” at a radio station who finds himself in a wacky odd-couple pairing with a new feminist co-host, who will be played by Collette Wolfe. And considering how Cook has been tackling delicate issues of sexuality as of late, this … might be … interesting. Okay, it’s going to be scary. Let’s talk about how scary this is going to be.

French director Christophe Gans was apparently not satisfied with the possibility of two TV shows based on the story of Beauty and the Beast, nor the tween-friendly movie version that came out last year, Beastly. (Then again, probably nobody was satisfied by Beastly.) But now, there is yet another live-action adaptation in the works, and Gans is promising to look back to the original story by Gabrielle-Suzanne Barbot de Villeneuve for his French-language version, which already has Vincent Cassel (The Brotherhood of the Wolf, also directed by Gans) and Lea Seydoux (Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol) cast in the lead roles. So, we can go ahead and get ready for that now.

Good morning, readers! Allow us to present a story that will leave you either scratching your heads or throwing a heavy object at the wall: Columbia Pictures and Hasbro have announced that the Candyland movie they’ve been working on (the one based on the board game — that has been described as “an operatic, ‘King Lear’-like civil war in a kingdom that just happened to be made completely out of candy” — has found a production partner in Happy Madison Productions. That would be Adam Sandler‘s production company. And if you’re wondering if it’s going to star Adam Sandler … then you have wondered correctly. Wow. What to do about all these mixed feelings I’m having.

O joy, ’tis a happy Monday indeed! For now we can eagerly anticipate a new step in gender equality thanks to Axe Body Spray, who has introduced Anarchy — a Spray for Ladies! And there is an ad! Gosh, I wonder if it’s going to feature a homely woman being pawed by a gaggle of sexy, sexy menfolk, just like in the corresponding ads for the boys … Oh, no, wait. She is already hot. And taking her clothes off. In the midst of a police chase and a traffic accident. Yup. Okay, never mind then. Axe remains 100 percent a men’s brand.

They might not be offered door-to-door, but they will be available in stores: lip balm flavored like Girl Scout cookies. If you’re a normal person, your first reaction was probably something like, “Yay, Girl Scout cookies!” and then you heard “lip balm,” and then you thought, “Ew, sticky crumbs on my mouth!” And then you thought, “Wait, Girl Scout cookie-flavored lip balm would eradicate the sticky crumb mouth thing!” But then you thought, “Oh wait, do I really want to smell peanut butter on my mouth all day?” You know, a perfectly logical thought process. But yeah — Girl Scout cookie lip balm. Just what we’ve always wanted!

Performance artist Marni Kotak is about to have a baby, and she’s trying to schedule her latest installment according to her due date — because her art installment is her giving birth, and she’s inviting people to come see it. So, if you’re in the Bushwick area of Brooklyn and want to stop by the Microscope Gallery (that is not a misprint, that is the name of the gallery where this woman is inviting people to witness an extremely intimate moment), one of the things that you can do is watch a lady give birth to an as-yet-unnamed “Baby X.”