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  1. Weather Channel Co-Founder Tells Fox News Global Warming Is a Myth, Says Polar Bears Are “Happier” Than Ever Before

    100% chance of eye-rolling, with some possible head-to-desk movement in the late afternoon.

    On Monday night, meteorologist and Weather Channel co-founder John Coleman sat down with Fox News host Megyn Kelly to "come out" as a skeptic of global warming and play the world's tiniest violin for climate-change deniers everywhere.

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  2. Say Hello to Deinocheirus Mirificus, AKA the Weirdest Dinosaur Ever Discovered

    Hold on to your butts—oh, wait. I guess you can't.

    Just wait until you see it move.

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  3. God Isn’t a Magician With a Wand, Says THE POPE: Suggests Evolution and Religion are Compatible

    And on the seventh day, God said "OH SNAP"

    If there is a heaven, I'd like to imagine Charles Darwin, John Thomas Scopes, and Georges Lemaître are all up there excitedly popping champagne with Jesus right now.

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  4. By the Way, Scientists Know How to Delete Your Bad Memories

    But you're super secure and never upset over things that happened in the past, right?

    You've probably got a few moments from your life that you'd like to Eternal Sunshine right out of your head, and it turns out science can actually help you with that.

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  5. Jane Goodall And John Oliver Named Some Chimps On Last Week, Tonight [Video]

    Poo-throw Wilson is actually the name of my band.

    As part of his ongoing Great Minds: People Who Think Good series, John Oliver had Jane Goodall on his show last night to discuss giving a chimp a monocle (an absolute no, apparently), the most efficient way to eat a banana, and, of course, poo.

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  6. Check Out What a Star Wars Laser Bolt Would Look Like in Reality

    We can't withstand firepower of that magnitude!

    Physicists who really know how to market themselves put out this video of a laser pulse they're experimenting with that looks pretty reminiscent of the lasers in Star Wars when filmed with some clever camera tricks. Is there some kind of small exhaust port at the end of that hallway?

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  7. Everybody Panic! Capitalism Is Killing You With Toxic Receipt Paper! Is Nothing Sacred!?

    Et tu, Filene?

    That's it. Bolt your doors. Board up your windows. Huddle alone in the dark and for Chrissakes, don't touch anything. Everything is trying to kill you. Everything. Even the receipt paper from that donut you just bought. Even huddling alone in the dark, because you'll probably starve if you don't ruin the whole thing by going outside or moving or something. Life carries a significant risk of death.

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  8. Today In Science: A “Gamergate” Is a Type Of Female Ant

    It's about ethics! *sucking probiscus sounds*

    We can only assume that we've been seeing this hashtag on Twitter so much lately because people want to learn about this rare and important type of ant, right?

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  9. Men Are Whiny Babies Who Secretly Hate It When Their Female Partners Succeed, Says Science

    Self-esteem boost, dudes: We're definitely winning in the "whiniest baby" category.

    Feeling great about your success? Awesome. I mean, someone has to, and it's probably not your boyfriend/husband/live-in man-baby, according to a scientific study from last year which I'm guessing is just as accurate today. No, he's probably more concerned with how your success makes him look in comparison, even if he won't say so.

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  10. Surprise! That DNA “Evidence” Shows We’re All Jack the Ripper Victims! Or Something Like That

    These scientists need a lesson from Mr. DNA.

    Oh no! The (most) recent supposed Jack the Ripper identification was wrong! He's still at large! Wait, what do you mean he lived over 100 years ago?

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