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This Bodes Well: The Jem and The Holograms Movie Starts Filming In 3 Weeks

Allow me to Liz Lemon this – SHUT IT DOWN.

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Doctor Who‘s Kate O’Mara, aka The Rani, Has Gone to the Great Time Machine in the Sky

Ditto Derek Martinus, the British director who helmed many well-loved episodes of classic Who. Dangit, can people stop dying, already? This isn’t cool. Someone figure out regeneration.

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Game of Thrones Actors Share Their Bad Jokes, and They are Very Bad

I consider myself a connoisseur of the bad joke, but man, there’s a difference between so bad it’s good and just bad. Then again, the interviewer did ask for it. And Isaac Hempstead-Wright could not be more endearing.

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Alien: Isolation Wins the Award for Scariest Behind-the-Scenes Production Video Ever [VIDEO]

It’s just a bunch of not-particularly-scary-looking dudes sitting at their desks talking about the Alien. Sure, there’s some gameplay footage, but why am I so freaked out right now?! Warning to all those who intend to play Alien: Isolation, aka The One Where Ripley’s Daughter Fights a Xenomorph: You might want to stock up on lightbulbs and lamps, ’cause you’re going to want your room to be very, very bright for this one.

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White Woman Rooney Mara Might Play Tiger Lily In Pan, Because 2015 Needed Its Own The Lone Ranger

According to The Wrap, Rooney Mara is “in negotiations” to play Tiger Lily in Warner Bros.’s Peter Pan origin story. Look what you did lending Redface: The Movie an aura of respectability by nominating The Lone Ranger for a Best Makeup Oscar, AMPAS. Look what you did.

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Harold Ramis Is Dead, and I Hate Everything

Dammit. Harold Ramis just died. This is bullcrap, and I won’t stand for it. Someone needs to keep breakable objects away from me for a while.

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Game of Thrones Director Teases the Devastation To Rain Down In Season Four

If you watch Game of Thrones, you’ll know the ninth episode of every ten-episode season is always a gigantic explosion of !!??!OMG?!??!NOOOO!?!??!!?. The director of one of those episodes—season two’s “Blackwater”—is taking on season four’s penultimate episode as well and was asked in an interview whether viewers might expect the same level of trauma they were exposed to in season three’s “The Rains of Castamere.” His response was… less than reassuring.

There’s some spoiler-y speculation under the cut, but it’s hidden by a spoiler tag; if the spoiler tag doesn’t work for any reason (we’ve been told it doesn’t on some mobile devices…? Testing, testing, do you see this?), stop reading after the (non-spoilery) quote and you’ll be fine.

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Official Tetris Costumes Exist, Enable Mankind’s Tendency Toward Being Complete Jerks

Geekosystem has more on the first official Tetris costumes and how they’ve already been banned from one London bar because people would come in wearing them so they could reserve space for their friends. As Geeko points out, the “ban” is almost absolutely a publicity stunt engineered by Morph Costume Co., which makes the costumes. But I don’t care. The image of people wearing these in line at con panels so they can save room for friends unwilling to spend the required amount of time waiting is dancing before my eyeballs.

Nobody do that.

(Via Geekosystem, picture by Paul Clarke)

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Photo Series Pits Batman and Superman Again The Avengers, Has a Horrifying Twist Ending

Check out the rest of the story under the cut, and don’t say I didn’t warn you.

(By theOneCam, via Nerd Approved)

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Justin Timberlake Has Expressed Interest In Playing Batman’s Riddler

Do not get any ideas, Warner Bros.

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