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  1. Good Frakking God They’re Making a Big TV Series

    No and also why?

    Listen, we know we have been back and forth on this whole reboot and remake thing. Sometimes we're willing to give them a shot if they do something interesting that the original doesn't. Other times, we know better. This is one of those other times.

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  2. The First Trailer For Taken 3 is Here and They’ve Gone and Ruined the Whole Glorious Thing

    Taken 3, I am disappoint.

    Ok, so the first trailer for Taken 3 ruins a major plot point, just putting that out there before I start discussing why said plot point makes me not want to bother with the film at all. Spoilers, obviously.

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  3. Satan Really Does Not Want You To See Nic Cage In The New Left Behind Movie

    "Hey, help a fallen brother out!"

    The devil sure is a busy guy these days. In addition to performing gay marriages, freaking out all the campers in Southern New Jersey, and working on his own show for Fox, now he's got Nic Cage's upcoming rapture-themed movie to deal with. Can't a guy just eternally punish the wicked in peace?

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  4. Disney to Lady Saying Frozen Ripped Off Her Life Story: “Let It Go”

    No, really.

    Remember Isabella Tanikumi, who’s suing Disney for $250 million because they allegedly ripped off her life story for Frozen? Yeah. We weren't buying it, and neither is Disney. It is appropriate to say "BURRRRRRN" when we're talking about a movie called Frozen?

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  5. Crouching Tiger Sequel To Be Netflix’s First Major Feature, Regal Throws IMAX-Sized Tantrum

    THE HUBRIS!

    First Gilmore Girls, now Michelle Yeoh? Pride goeth before the fall, Netflix! Hit the jump for another official image.

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  6. Plans for Live Action Tetris Movie From Mortal Kombat Movie Studio Falling Into Place

    Please say that means they'll also disappear.

    Yes, there really is a Tetris movie in development from Threshold Entertainment, the makers of bad but somehow still fun Mortal Kombat movies. At least it can't be worse than Battleship.

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  7. David Fincher Could Have Directed the Weirdest, Most Depressing Star Wars Ever

    "THE ULTIMATE FOLLY OF MAN"

    "I always thought of Star Wars as the story of two slaves [C-3PO and R2-D2] who go from owner to owner, witnessing their masters' folly, the ultimate folly of man... I thought it was an interesting idea in the first two, but it's kind of gone by Return Of The Jedi."

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  8. Why Yes, A Hermione Granger Music Video Is Exactly What This Day Needed

    No one was singing, Harry...

    Thank you. Really. I needed this.

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  9. Perks of Being A Wallflower Author Stephen Chbosky May Script Live Action Beauty and the Beast Reboot

    No one is infinite like Gaston.

    According to Entertainment Weekly, it's "not crazy to think" that Emma Watson may soon join the project as well. I admire your optimism, friends!

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  10. Several New Interstellar Trailers Drop More Footage and Information About the Plot

    Interstellar. Planetary. Planetary. Interstellar.

    Of course. Of course he's the best pilot we ever "had." Why wouldn't it be past tense? Otherwise, how could McConaughey come out of retirement for one last job!? (More trailers after the jump.)

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