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i swear by my pretty floral bonnet i will end you

i swear by my pretty floral bonnet i will end you

Natalie Portman’s Audition Tape for Léon: The Professional

Start your morning with a teeny tiny Natalie Portman auditioning to be a teeny tiny hitwoman. And don’t forget to drink your milk and put the plant in the window.

(via Movies.com.)

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Joss Whedon: The Lack of Female Superheroes In Movies “Pisses Me Off.” Tell Me About It, Dude.

In a discussion with The Daily Beast, celebrated feminist (or not; your mileage may vary) and god among superhero movie directors Joss Whedon was asked why he thinks there are so few female superheroes who have made the jump to film. I would like to cosign his entire response.

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Guys, I Think Firefly Is Officially Corpsified. Joss Whedon & Nathan Fillion Weigh In.

Browncoats have continually held out hope they would get more of their beloved Firefly. Is it time to let go? See what Joss Whedon and Nathan Fillion recently had to say on the subject and decide for yourself.

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Ceci N’est Pas Une Purse Shaped Like a Bloody Meat Cleaver

I’m sorry to say that between the time I saw this link this morning and posting it now, its item page on Vampire Freaks now 404s. So this is not a purse that looks like a bloody meat cleaver. It’s just a .jpg of a purse that looks like a bloody meat cleaver. Let us mourn.

(via Boing Boing.)

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Helen Mirren Killed All These People And All She Got Was This Red 2 Character Poster

Red was a solidly enjoyable action comedy that was only enhanced by the fact that it offered a middle aged or older actress a chain gun and a romance in the same story. Frankly, I’m not expecting much from the sequel other than that it have explosions, witty banter, Helen Mirren, and Bruce Willis looking like he just sucked a lemon… but I believe it will deliver, and deliver admirably.

Previously in Helen Mirren

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Faora Makes a Pretty Excellent Face at General Zod In New Man of Steel Picture

Thanks to Empire Magazine we have a slew of new Man of Steel pics, and while most of them are kind of blah (they’re behind the cut if you want to judge for yourself), this one in particular, of the baddie Faora (Antje Traue) making an epic “Oh, really?” face at General Zod, caught my eye. It’s official: I love her. There’s no going back for me now.

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The UFC’s Women’s Division Can’t Stop Making History: A Recap

April 13th was another historic night for women’s mixed martial arts. In only the second women’s fight in the history of what is arguably considered the premier MMA promotion in the world, Cat Zingano and Miesha Tate fought for the right to become one of the first two women to coach a group of male and female fighters on the upcoming season of the UFC’s reality show, The Ultimate Fighter. In addition to the coaching assignment, the winner would get to face the other TUF coach, champion Ronda Rousey, for the women’s 135 pound belt.

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ThinkGeek Will Donate All Jayne Hat Proceeds to Firefly Charity

It’s become clear this week that now that Fox has actually decided to license merchandise based on the ten year old television series with a massive cult following that might actually have lasted more than a season if they hadn’t heavily interfered with it’s scheduling, episode order, and air dates… they’re going start taking shots at the smaller, unlicensed retailers that have been serving the market niche they’ve been ignoring. This has left a lot of folks pretty angry.

ThinkGeek, a, well, nerdy stuff retailer with really savvy social media presence, is one of the outlets that carries Fox’s now official Jayne Hat, one of the most recognizable pieces of clothing in the series. And they’ve announced, in the wake of Fox’s cease and desists to Etsy Users, to donate all profits they make from the sales of Fox’s Jayne Hats to Can’t Stop the Serenity.

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UPDATED: Are You A Firefly Fan Who Makes Jayne Hats? Watch Out, Fox Is Coming For You.

As if Firefly fans didn’t hate Fox enough already, it seems a newly licenced Jayne Cobb hat has started a chain reaction of cease and desist notices to Browncoats who make them for fun. Gorram… 

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Fiendish Turtle Smuggler Tried to Steal Over 10% of an Entire Species

I can’t decide whether to go for the Han Solo reference or the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reference. This story has broken my brain.

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