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Chris Pratt’s Star Wars is Jurassic Park, Apparently Hasn’t Seen Star Wars

I kid, I kid. Mostly. Sir, I am the sort of person who corrects people on which movie took place on Isla Nublar and which movies featured Isla Sorna. But Star Wars is my Star Wars, and Jurassic Park is one brilliant film, one decent sequel, and one movie so hilariously bad that it is almost a parody of its own franchise.

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First Teaser for Halle Berry and Steven Spielberg’s Extant

Extant is a miniseries about astronaut Halle Berry returning to her family after a year in space in which she experienced something that will “change the course of human history.”

Is it dinosaurs? Did she find dinosaurs in space? I hope it’s space dinosaurs.

Previously in Extant

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Ron Howard Confirms: Chris Pratt Will Star In Jurassic World

Find out more, plus hear what original Jurassic Park star Sam Neill had to say about his involvement in the upcoming film. 

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Phil Tippett, Dinosaur Supervisor, is On Board for Jurassic World

According to a tweet from Colin TrevorrowPhil Tippett will have one job in Jurassic World. One job.

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Confirmed: Jurassic World Is a Sequel, Not a Reboot

We know something about Jurassic World! *Pterodactyl screech*

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Awesome Improv Group Brings Jurassic Park To New York City [VIDEO]

I’m very sad I wasn’t around to witness this fantastic skit by Improv Everywhere because I totally would have played along and fawned over Dr. Ian Malcolm like the rock star he is.

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Guardian of the Galaxy’s Chris Pratt Might Land The Lead In Jurassic World

Names like Josh Brolin and Idris Elba had been rumored previously but now it looks like Parks & Recreation’s Chris Pratt might get the chance to be eaten by dinosaurs. 

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Charmin’s Thor Joke Was Too Good for This Dark World

According to io9, Charmin’s twitter account tweeted this picture out at sometime on Saturday, and then quickly removed it. Fortunately, this is the internet, and so we all get to bask in the glory of this pun and the accompanying art.

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Jurassic Park 4 Has Its Lady Lead

The original Jurassic Park shines in part because of the no-big-deal attitude it had towards giving its female characters important, dangerous things to do to save the day, not to mention a romantic relationship so realistically understated that I didn’t even realize it was there until watching the movie as an adult.

Hopefully this long gestating incubating sequel/reboot/do we even know yet? will continue the example set by the first.

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Jack-o’-Lantern Dinosaurs Make Up for That Whole Extinction Thing

You know for about five seconds I was sitting here thinking “I wonder how long it takes to light all the candles and how much of a fire hazard it is” and then I remembered that we have this technology called electricity and LED lights. New York’s Great Jack O’Lantern Blaze is probably up on that.

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