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hold on to your butts

Pinterest Hacked to Contain Many Butts

I mean, probably it was hacked to contain “More Butts,” since there were probably already some butts on the site already, but still, over the last couple of days the incidences of butts on the site for some users became alarmingly high.

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Vacation Plans Set: Jurassic World Needs Extras for Louisiana Shoot All Summer Long

Seriously, I’m buying my tickets now.

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Jurassic World Director Quashes Idris Elba Rumor: “The Dinosaurs Wouldn’t Stand a Chance”

Colin Trevorrow gets it.

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Your Regular Reminder That Jurassic World is a Real Thing, Now With BD Wong

Jurassic World has been talking about its casting and characters a lot this week. Specifically, about which familiar faces we can expect to return.

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Rejoice, Dinophiles: A Half-Sized Tyrannosaur Once Roamed The Arctic

I live in the subarctic, which means that when I’m lucky, I get to see the Northern Lights. I’ve spent many nights kneeling by my window, watching the sky dance. I also, on separate occasions, like to imagine what the world looked like before humans. Dinosaurs often play heavily into this.

Never before have I thought to picture the two in the same place.

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Winter Soldier Gets The Butt Pose Treatment In The Newest Captain America Poster

Yes, it’s true. From time to time, male actors get featured in the famous “Butt Pose” usually reserved for the ladies. But unlike The Hobbit poster featuring Legolas and Tauriel swapping stances, Captain America: The Winter Soldier’s Sebastian Stan gets the pectoral and gluteus maximus emphasis in his new movie poster.

Previously in The Butt Pose

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Someone Turned Jeff Goldblum’s Jurassic Park Laugh Into a Song, And It is Glorious

Thank you, Soundcloud user Flipshot, for your your musical remix of Jeff Golblum‘s iconically weird Jurassic Park laugh. It has done more to wake me up than coffee ever could. If “Hahahrawrrahaha” is not enough for you, I’ve included the video “Jeff Goldblum Laughs for 10 Minutes” behind the jump. If your boss catches you slacking off by watching YouTube vids at work, just explain what it is and I’m sure they’ll understand. Appreciation of Dr. Ian Malcom is universal.

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Updated: Jurassic World Has Chosen Its Villain, And No, It’s Not a Dinosaur

Everyone knows the dinosaurs are the good guys in the Jurassic Park movies. I was going to use “Thor Chosen As Jurassic World Villain” as the title here because this actor kindasorta did play him in a movie once, but I decided that it would be too cruel to build up your Chris Hemsworth-shaped hopes like that. I have to space those shenanigans out for maximum effectiveness.

So, which actor will be the Jurassic World baddie? Have you figured it out? It’s….

[Edited to add (rumored) character information.]

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Victorian-Era Velociraptor Is a Very Clever Girl

“OMG ROCHESTER WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR WIFE IS IN THE ATTIC?!”

(by Adam Mazur, via io9)

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Chris Pratt’s Star Wars is Jurassic Park, Apparently Hasn’t Seen Star Wars

I kid, I kid. Mostly. Sir, I am the sort of person who corrects people on which movie took place on Isla Nublar and which movies featured Isla Sorna. But Star Wars is my Star Wars, and Jurassic Park is one brilliant film, one decent sequel, and one movie so hilariously bad that it is almost a parody of its own franchise.

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