by Susana Polo | 1:12 pm, January 21st, 2014
Or rather, for the 11-year-old version of you that you pretend doesn’t live in your head anymore, but you totally snicker internally at their jokes all the time, and sometimes externally when your good friends are around. And one of them accidentally bought an extra order of dumplings. And they want to know if anyone wants their “dumps.” So you tell them if they don’t want their dumps now, they can always leave their dumps in your fridge.
And then you drink beer and talk about doing taxes because you are grownups.