So the trailer for Michael Bay’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is out, and – though our own Dan Van Winkle is cautiously optimistic – I just can’t get behind it. How can you take mutant turtles that seriously? And Megan Fox as April O’Neil? I feel like Michael Bay is the husky in this video, like “Love me!” and I’m the cat, having none of it.
Every time someone tries to tell me I should be excited about how good the CGI looks, I’m just going to send them this:
- Here’s the full trailer for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
- They’re going to have a new origin story in the movie
- Dan’s pretty stoked, but I’m not convinced