There’s an argument to be made that all vibrators count as “do it yourself projects,” but this vibrator (which Google Translate insists is called the Hyper Dash rotor) really is a do it yourself project. See, it comes in a bunch of separate plastic pieces waiting to be cut out of plastic trusses, just like that model Gundam you’re so proud of. Observe:
Even the Japanese website Kotaku Japan found this on admits that this device is mostly for the kitch value of the tongue-in-check model packaging and the amusement of building your own vibrator, and that it’s probably not going to, shall we say, function very well in the field. But with a price tag like $7.27 (actually 680 yen), that should come as no surprise to anybody who’s actually shopped for a vibrator. On the other hand, shell out $7.27 and shipping, and you’ve got yourself an afternoon’s project and a good laugh from anybody who takes a close look at the display box.
(via Kotaku.)
