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Create Your Own Bandicoot Chickenbroth Name With The Benedict Cumberbatch Name Generator

Yingybert Dambleban! Zangelbert Bingledack! Wingelbert Humptyback! … Slut Bunwalla!

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Oh, Benedict Cumberbatch. How we love to poke fun at your unusual moniker. Not since the rise of Englebert Humperdink have we been able to get this much fun and enjoyment out of a talented British person’s name. But what if you run out of ideas for a new variation on this delightful theme? Never fear — there’s a Tumblr for that!

Every time you click on the button at the Benedict Cumberbatch generator website, you’ll get a fresh and exciting nickname for the Sherlock star. Just now I got “Burberry Cuckooclock,” “Beetlejuice Bumbersplat,” and “Wanda’s Crotchfruit.” Eh. I’m not sure about that last one.

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Tumblr user Wandaventham says of this brilliant endeavor, “I say his name a lot but it takes extra effort to come up with a fun new variation each time so I got this script to do the thinking for me and maybe for you, too. Yay!” Bless you, Wandaventham. Bless you.

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