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Here’s A Can of Chef Boyardee Getting Swallowed By Fiery Lava Death

Ravioli, ravioli, feed you to a volcanoli.

Volcano gods always demand some sort of sacrifice. The Pu’u O’o vent off the Kīlauea volcano in Hawa’ii didn’t just want any old sacrifice, though. After all, virgin maidens and Tom Hanks rom-com characters are just so bland and tasteless. No, what Pu’u O’o wanted was Chef Boyardee.

Here’s our question — as we all know from ’90s television commercials, Chef Boyardee cans have the amazing ability to roll where ever they want. So why didn’t this little guy roll away, huh? Are we watching a suicidal Ravioli dinner’s last act on Earth? Did we just make you feel kinda bad about an inanimate object getting consumed by hot molten destruction? You’re welcome.

(Lavapix via Boing Boing)

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