“You don’t owe it to yourself. You owe it to me. I’d give anything to have what you got. So I wouldn’t have to spend my nights in a dank cave, solving riddles with a preposterously large computer. Your’e smarter than my really large science cave computer, Will. And that’s a lottery ticket! Ya gotta cash in!”
There’s been no shortage of Batfleck parodies on the web since Affleck’s casting was announced, but we weed through ’em to bring you the best. Because we love you, readers. We love you so much.
(by Pete Holmes, via /Film)