Yes Martin just stand on this box yes this box right here and look vaguely apprehensive and confused for three hours now we’ll cut in twenty minutes of old Gollum footage in the middle and basically that’s The Hobbit, yeah? Three hours of the Hobbit; i.e., you; so what could anyone complain about?
Peter get out of the way Peter we don’t care about you lets see some dwarves for heaven’s sake get back behind the camera and make your movie what are you doing.
No no we don’t care about these guys either I’m sure they’re very helpful and New Zealand is very pretty but if you could just show us a dwarf or two that would be…
Oh thank you… Nori?
I can’t decide whether I’m excited that, if done well, The Hobbit will give me the ability to be able to distinguish between all of its dwarf protagonists; or angry that, if the aforementioned happens, then I’ll be using valuable brain space to remember the names and faces of all of The Hobbit‘s dwarf protagonists.
(via The Daily Blam!)