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Holy Universal Fix It Kit! Batman Left His Calling Card in the Duct Tape Aisle!

"There's a problem with the graphite, sir." "It's cool, Alfred. I'll just use the duct tape."
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Published: Aug 15, 2014 04:35 pm

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I am vengeance. I am the night. I am on special for $2.98! Truly, if Batman has found duct tape—the universal solution to every problem—all of the evils of the world will soon be thwarted. As a man, he is just flesh and blood and can be destroyed. But as duct tape, he can be incorruptible, everlasting.

(via Fashionably Geek, image via Terihawk on Reddit)

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Dan Van Winkle (he) is an editor and manager who has been working in digital media since 2013, first at now-defunct <em>Geekosystem</em> (RIP), and then at <em>The Mary Sue</em> starting in 2014, specializing in gaming, science, and technology. Outside of his professional experience, he has been active in video game modding and development as a hobby for many years. He lives in North Carolina with Lisa Brown (his wife) and Liz Lemon (their dog), both of whom are the best, and you will regret challenging him at <em>Smash Bros.</em>