The above video aside, we here at Geekosystem want to register our strong disapproval of teaching dangerous martial arts techniques to small children. Ignoring for a moment the obvious dangers inherent in a child being able to beat up its own teachers, babysitters, and parents, the training necessary to master these skills is more than any small child should have to bear. Unless dragons are a problem in your neighborhood. At that point it’s just responsible parenting.
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- If our baby could do this, we’d give it anything it wanted. Out of fear.
- We don’t want to see how this baby would fare against a real dragon. Our bet is “poorly.”