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  1. Dorkly’s Already Found Our Favorite Sims 4 Glitch: Eldritch Horror Babies

    Bet you wish there were toddlers now, huh?

    “The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown. Fear of these freaky Sim babies is probably a pretty close second, though. Dang.” —H.P. Lovecraft, if he wrote for Dorkly.

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  2. iCloud Not Breached In “Targeted” Attack on Celebrity Accounts, Says Apple

    Ugh.

    After hundreds of private nude photographs were stolen from celebrities' phones and then posted to the Internet without any of their consent, many theorized that this security breach pointed out a huge flaw in cloud-based storage systems like Apple's iCloud. Today Apple acknowledged that while these celebrity accounts had been accessed through them, their iCloud system was not technically breached in any way.

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  3. CNN Asks Tough Questions About The Nude Hacking Scandal, Like “Who Is This Four Chan Person Anyway?”

    Next at 11, "why does Emoji keep texting our teens?"

    Ohhh, CNN. We want to hate you for what you've become—that is, a shallow and irresponsible ratings grab which so often misses the mark when it comes to responsible journalism—but it's almost like trying to hold your bed-ridden racist grandpa to any kind of standard. At this point, it's easier and less head-ache deducing to have a nice inward chuckle at how obsolete you've become. Thanks for bringing some unintentional levity to what's actually been a total nightmare.

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  4. Pigeons Gamble the Same Way People Do, According to Study

    "Who YOU callin' a gambler?"

    Today in being afraid of pigeons and their little-known-yet-remarkable capacity for intelligence, turns out that their risk assessment skills are on par with that of humans. Mark my words, one day they will realize that they can do better than pooping on our statues and turn on us.

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  5. Police Raid Sam and Aaron Taylor-Johnson’s House Looking For M16 Rifle, AKA An “Art Project”

    That's art, right?

    Fun fact: you can explain away almost any weird item you have in your possession by calling it "art." That pile of laundry in the corner of your room? Art. Your collection of Sailor Moon plushies from when you were 12? *coughs* Art. A decommissioned M16 rifle being proudly displayed in your window? Totally art.

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  6. Update: Sex Geckos on Russian Space Satellite All Reported Dead

    This isn't very sexy at all.

    If you, like us, have been gleefully following the story of the fornicating gecko-filled satellite that briefly lost contact with Earth a few months ago, then we've got bad news for you: According to Roskosmos space agency, all the geckos on the satellite have gone to that big lizard orgy in the sky.

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  7. Check Out The New Promos For Agents of SHIELD Season 2

    Ohhhh, Lola.

    Season two of Marvel's Agents of SHIELD is on its way, and while these promos don't seem to have any of the awesome guest stars we know are on the way, they do have Melinda May kicking ass and Phil Coulson being awesome. We'll take it!

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  8. If You Sign a Mortgage in Russia, This Bank Will Lend You a Cat

    Now with zero purrcent interest!

    Russia is currently facing a mortgage market boom, and banks in the region are doing whatever they can to capitalize on the increased interest (pun not intended) in home ownership. One way to do it? Let people borrow a cat to play with in their new apartment or house. Seems like a pretty dumb reason to buy a house, Russ—oh no ahh, they're so cute! Never mind, I'm on board.

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  9. You Can Sit In President Snow’s Chair At the Fan Expo Canada Hunger Games Booth

    Ummmm.

    I would point out that this set piece appears to contribute to the overall obliviousness of The Hunger Games marketing team, who consistently offer us opportunities to feel like Capitol residents without actually taking into account that the Capitol is terrible. But also, I am a sucker for a fancy seat of power, and there are already pictures in existence of me confidently sitting in the Iron Throne like I own it. So... people in glass chairs, I guess.

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  10. Sailor Moon Musicals Are a Thing, Here is A Video Promo For The Latest One

    Nothing says "magical girl" like a song and dance number.

    If you missed out on our giant series of Sailor Moon history posts, then you'll probably be surprised to learn that in Japan, musicals based on the magical girl series were all the rage for years. A new musical based on the first manga arc debuted in 2013, and the Black Moon Clan arc sequel looks to be even more beautifully dorkly. Oh, also, all the characters are played by women. That includes Tuxedo Mask. Did I get your attention just there?

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