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  1. Please Watch This Live Performance Of Rob Cantor’s “Shia LaBeouf,” AKA The Actual Cannibal Song

    My God, there's blood everywhere!

    Dearest, most beloved readers. I do not care if you have have never before heard the 2012 masterpiece song "Shia LaBeouf" by former Tally Hall member and current solo artist Rob Cantor, or if you know nothing about the corresponding memes that accompany that song. Nor do I care what your own personal feelings towards the recent antics of actor LaBeouf may be. And I especially don't give a crap if you're busy at work. You must watch this, right now. All the way to the end. Do it.

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  2. Your Day Needed A Set Of Tiny Big Barda and Black Canary Cosplayers

    So, like, a regular Barda, then?

    Remember a few years ago when Mini-Huntress and Power Girl stole our superlady-loving hearts? If these images of their latest Halloween costumes, then the girls are back with a vengeance this year.

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  3. Honest Trailers Skewers Days of Future Past, AKA “X-Men: Timecop”

    Experience the prequel sequel that made the worst X-Men movie irrelevant!

    Did you spend all of Days of Future Past feeling like you'd seen that movie before? You did. It was called Terminator 2 and it was rad. Honest Trailers has more mind-blowing revelations for you in their latest video.

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  4. Meanwhile In Star Wars News: Lupita Nyong’o Is Adorable, George Lucas Is Ornery

    Basically the status quo at this point.

    We don't know much about the role Lupita Nyong'o will be playing in Star Wars Episode VII, but we do know this: she is going to be the best thing about it. Just look at her. Please be our friend.

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  5. Google Finally Gets Off Its Butt And Starts Removing Links To Jennifer Lawrence’s Nudes

    Don't be evil.

    Jeez, it took them long enough.

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  6. So Chris Pine Is A Vampire Lawyer Now

    It's got that thing, you know?

    Chris Pine and the people at Funny or Die must have known that if they attempted a serious ridiculous sketch about vampire lawyers, they would be up against some heavy competition—Phil Hartman's classic caveman lawyer, for example, or Harvey Birdman attorney at law. So instead they went in a different direction, and the entire Internet is better for it.

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  7. According to Scientists, Sex Was Invented In Scotland

    Ooch aye.

    Not by Scotsmen, sadly—it was prehistoric fish. But a girl can dream.

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  8. It’s Okay To Be Smart Presents: How To See Time Travel

    Get it a train ticket and stare at it very intensely.

    Time is an illusion; lunch time, doubly so. But cosmic rays—AKA, high-energy radiation charged particles from outer space—are real, and if you have a cloud chamber handy, you can test the theory of relativity while viewing these strange particles. It's the closest we're ever going to get to watching time travel—short of a Doctor Who marathon, of course.

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  9. The Walking Dead Recap: “Strangers”

    GROSS AUGH

    You know when you watch a little kid blow up a balloon, and they keep blowing more and more and more air into it? You know that balloon is about to pop at any moment, so as you watch the kid blow up the balloon you sort of hold your breath and wait for the inevitable pop? That’s kind of how the latest episode of The Walking Dead went for me.

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  10. Sailor Moon Crystal Recap, Act 8: “Minako — Sailor Venus”

    That's okay i didn't need my feelings

    If ever there comes a time where I am not a complete sucker for the "Minako as Moon princess" storyline, you put me in the ground because I am probably dead. This weekend, Sailor Moon Crystal delivered on that front. I just wish it could only give me more.

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