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  1. Review: Fantasy Life Is a Mind-Numbingly Adorable Escape From Reality

    IT'S SO FLUFFY I'M GONNA DIE.

    Like the cute, simplistic aesthetic of Animal Crossing but wish it were a little more goal-oriented? Enjoy the wide scope of The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim but wish it were fluffier and just a little bit more manageable? Fantasy Life, which comes out for the Nintendo 3DS tomorrow, is the adorable middle ground you've been waiting for.

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  2. Today In Science: A “Gamergate” Is a Type Of Female Ant

    It's about ethics! *sucking probiscus sounds*

    We can only assume that we've been seeing this hashtag on Twitter so much lately because people want to learn about this rare and important type of ant, right?

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  3. “I Would Not Want To Trick Or Treat In This”: Men Try On Sexy Halloween Costumes

    "Give the girls some pants! Pants can be f**king sexy!"

    Someone I very much respect and admire once said (via Lindsay Lohan in a movie script) that Halloween is the one time of year when a woman can dress slutty and no one can give her crap for it. Which is great for those who welcome the opportunity, but the Halloween-industrial complex has gone a bit... erm, overboard with that idea. Don't believe us? Let BuzzFeed demonstrate with some of the the weirdest and most inappropriate costumes on the market today, as modeled by pasty men.

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  4. Please Watch This Live Performance Of Rob Cantor’s “Shia LaBeouf,” AKA The Actual Cannibal Song

    My God, there's blood everywhere!

    Dearest, most beloved readers. I do not care if you have have never before heard the 2012 masterpiece song "Shia LaBeouf" by former Tally Hall member and current solo artist Rob Cantor, or if you know nothing about the corresponding memes that accompany that song. Nor do I care what your own personal feelings towards the recent antics of actor LaBeouf may be. And I especially don't give a crap if you're busy at work. You must watch this, right now. All the way to the end. Do it.

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  5. Your Day Needed A Set Of Tiny Big Barda and Black Canary Cosplayers

    So, like, a regular Barda, then?

    Remember a few years ago when Mini-Huntress and Power Girl stole our superlady-loving hearts? If these images of their latest Halloween costumes, then the girls are back with a vengeance this year.

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  6. Honest Trailers Skewers Days of Future Past, AKA “X-Men: Timecop”

    Experience the prequel sequel that made the worst X-Men movie irrelevant!

    Did you spend all of Days of Future Past feeling like you'd seen that movie before? You did. It was called Terminator 2 and it was rad. Honest Trailers has more mind-blowing revelations for you in their latest video.

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  7. Meanwhile In Star Wars News: Lupita Nyong’o Is Adorable, George Lucas Is Ornery

    Basically the status quo at this point.

    We don't know much about the role Lupita Nyong'o will be playing in Star Wars Episode VII, but we do know this: she is going to be the best thing about it. Just look at her. Please be our friend.

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  8. Google Finally Gets Off Its Butt And Starts Removing Links To Jennifer Lawrence’s Nudes

    Don't be evil.

    Jeez, it took them long enough.

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  9. So Chris Pine Is A Vampire Lawyer Now

    It's got that thing, you know?

    Chris Pine and the people at Funny or Die must have known that if they attempted a serious ridiculous sketch about vampire lawyers, they would be up against some heavy competition—Phil Hartman's classic caveman lawyer, for example, or Harvey Birdman attorney at law. So instead they went in a different direction, and the entire Internet is better for it.

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  10. According to Scientists, Sex Was Invented In Scotland

    Ooch aye.

    Not by Scotsmen, sadly—it was prehistoric fish. But a girl can dream.

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