Have you ever been watching a movie and seen one of the characters walk around looking all slick carrying a suitcase filled with money or drugs and thought "Why not me?" Well, dream no longer. The website TheCheeky.com is selling a series of decals to stick on your suitcase so that you can transform into a) some kind of supervillain and, b) some kind of supervillain with x-ray vision. Grab yourself an awesome suit, put on some cool sunglasses, and (optional) handcuff yourself to your new be-stickered suitcase and you are ready to strike fear into the hearts of man and annoyance into the days of airport security workers everywhere!

Now that we’re preparing to say goodbye to Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell (or at least we hopefully are), it’s a good time to look back on this controversial policy. And what better way to do that than by reading ahilarious nine-year-old comic book created by the military to explain the rules of neither asking or telling to our soldiers? Give up? I’m not surprised because there is literally no better way.

The comic book idea makes sense in theory. DADT is an incredibly complicated policy in practice so, instead of sitting all of the nation’s soldiers down for a lecture, the military gives them a comic. A comic about…a bunch of our nation’s soldiers sitting down for a lecture. Ugh. This may be the most boring comic book ever written.

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The video was edited together by Harry Hanrahan, a British editor who apparently spends every second of his waking day either timecoding DVDs for their funniest lines or buying DVDs with funny lines for which to timecode. He's previously completed such Herculean tasks as editing together "The 160 Greatest Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes of All Time" and "The 100 Greatest Quotes From The Wire”. His latest is just as wondrous. And the best part? If you disagree that these are the best insults of all time, Hanrahan has 100 perfect responses just lined up for you.

Sometimes it pays to spend money. In just the first few months of 2010, Old Spice has spent more than 2/3 of their entire ad budget for 2009 in the most recent stage of a massive corporate makeover started in the early years of the last decade. So, how has it worked for them? Well, folks like Time Magazine are blogging about how excited they are for a sequel to a freaking commercial, something’s going right.

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Man, remind me never to entrust my deepest secrets with anyone in Silicon Valley. It seems like every day we get a new story about some kind of technology leaks. Today comes the news that a bunch of different blogs (including one that has suspiciously been taken off line) have received and posted different slides showing Microsoft's plans for the (not even announced yet) Windows 7. The slides showcase all sorts of new features as well as the lessons the company is trying to take away from Apple's success. We can only assume that one of those lessons involves how to get your leaked info plastered all over the Internet.

Remember the golden days when people watched Daily Show clips on YouTube (for that matter, remember when you could watch them on Hulu)? Well, those clips (and 100,000 others) led to a lawsuit between Viacom and YouTube-owning Google that had its ruling today. In the end, the judge ruled in Google's favor which means the company won't have to pay Viacom the hefty $1 billion worth of damages that Viacom was asking for.

It's getting to the point where "interventions" of has-been film and TV stars are such a cliche that parodies of them have become cliche as well. However, perhaps because of residual hatred for the new Karate Kid remake, the new Funny or Die video featuring an intervention of the original Kid himself, Ralph Macchio, somehow ends up working big time. The video features the 80s star's family (including "actress who's been showing up everywhere recently," June Diane Raphael, as his wife) and "friends" gathering together to persuade him he needs to stop...being so nice. We then get treated to a series of hilarious visual gags including a shot of Macchio cutting a pile of coke into a smiley face.

Yesterday during the WWDC, we all sat, glued to the edge of our seats, hoping Steve Jobs would finally announce the feature we'd all been waiting for for the fourth gen iPhones. No, I'm not talking about battery life (boring!). No, I don't mean video chat (by the by, who else thinks 95% of FaceTime conversations are gonna sound like "Yo, man, I'm really busy. Can you just call me back normal?"). And, no, I'm definitely not referring to a screen with resolution more precise than a human eye can fully handle (Great. Now all my eagle and falcon friends are gonna constantly be asking to borrow my phone). The feature I'm talking about is the one that's been missing from iPhones since the day they were first announced. That's right, I'm talking about testicles. The iPhone has been missing testicles. Until now!

Update: Achewood did it first.