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  1. Netropolitan: The Social Networking Site For People With Lots Of Money And Ideas About Themselves

    It's like people don't realize that silver spoons taste bad! #dauphinproblems

    Sure, social media seems fun, but just ask any rich person: the Internet has a dark side. Former Minnesota Philharmonic Orchestra conductor James Touchi-Peters knows first-hand that for people who need an online space to complain about their sommelier's gout or an unruly fiefdom, the struggle is real—but Netropolitan will change all that.

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  2. You Can Get A Marvel Action Figure Made With Your Face At Walmart. Unless You Want A Female Character, Of Course.

    Only boys get to be superheroes, duh.

    Chances are, I will never be a superhero. It's something I've had to come to terms with. But now, thanks to Marvel, the most painful aspect of non-superherodom (the lack of a personalized action figure, obviously) has been mitigated. Starting tomorrow, you can head to stores near you and have a Marvel action figure made, featuring your very own face. As long as you're cool with being either Iron Man or Captain America. Sorry, girls; superheroes aren't for you I guess.

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  3. Amazon .Bought All the .Buy Top-Level Web Domains for $4.6 Million

    I hope they at least qualified for super saver shipping.

    Tech companies with deep pockets just love buying things these days, so Amazon decided to one up them all by buying .buy—all of it—for $4.6 million. Now Amazon is the only company that can have websites that end in .buy, although they'll probably sell you one after they create all the ones they want. When reached for comment on the purchase, .biz responded: "PLEASE LOVE ME."

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  4. GWAR’s Newest Frontwoman Is a “Spiky Purple Amazon” Named Vulvatron

    I am equal parts empowered and horrified.

    How best to describe GWAR? If you've never heard of the band before, it's a 20-year-old thrash metal institution that delights in gory spectacle, fake blood, skimpy outfits (for men as well as women), and decapitated skinheads. Basically, imagine the punks from Frank Miller's Dark Knight Returns but worse—and more fun, because it's all for show. Now the show's about to get a lot more interesting.

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  5. Thank You, Hera: Science May Have Fixed Nutella’s Supply/Demand Problem

    We need to start rationing waffles. Now.

    We now have the resources for hella Nutella.

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  6. 80s/90s Game of Thrones Characters Makes For Some of the Best Cosplay I’ve Ever Seen

    And I don't mean that in an internet-y way. It actually is.

    Mike Wrobel's series of Game of Thrones characters as if they existed in the '80s and '90s will go down in the annals of history as one of mankind's greatest achievements, so the fact that a group of Game of Thrones geeks actually cosplayed as his versions of the characters is just about enough to make me lose my damn mind.

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  7. Meet The Mary Sue/WeLoveFine Fan Design Contest Winner Nina Slunsky!

    It's bow-tiful.

    Alright nerds, who likes graphic design? Because while the other winners of our design contest with WeLoveFine we've featured so far have all had people in them, Nina Slunsky took a more... iconic approach. We think it's pretty cool. And so did one Felicia Day, who chose Slunsky's "Sum of Me" for her judge's pick.

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  8. This Abridged Plot Synopsis For Destiny Is Way Better Than The Actual Story

    The Fallen and The Hive found The Awoken and are Chosen by The Traveler and oh screw it.

    If you've played more than one minute of Destiny, or been on the internet at all in the past two weeks, you may have noticed people complaining about the story. That's because Destiny's story is garbage_and it isn't helped by Peter Dinklage's, um, less-than-Emmy-worthy voice acting. This video is a short, spoiler-free synopsis of the "plot," and it would be funnier if it weren't so painfully accurate. Dinklebot! Robodinkle!

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  9. Play Interstellar’s Solar System-Building, Physics-Based Space Exploration Game Right Now

    The Internet has really turned movie tie-in games around.

    Interstellar hits theaters on November 7, but until then, you can play their nifty web game to get your fix of science-based space entertainment. Build your own solar system, fly around to others nearby in the galaxy, stay on target to enter wormholes—whatever your inner space explorer desires. For an online movie tie-in game, this thing has a lot to offer.

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  10. A Look At the Six Fictional Animals That Broke Our Hearts the Most

    They all go to heaven, though, don't they?

    What is it with heartbreaking animals in movies, books, and TV? It's getting to the point that whenever an animal is introduced into the cast of something I'm watching or reading, I start waiting for the other shoe to drop.

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