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Did you watch the 2013 Academy Awards? Here's our take on the geekiest moments of the show.
- Susana Polo Voyager crew just waltzes into a dormant Borg cube because JANEWAY HAS BALLS OF STEEL. #susanawatchesvoyager
- Susana Polo "SHARKS. Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the uterus." - A thing I just said in chat, sans context.
- Susana Polo In a perfect world, that would make those men MORE sympathetic to women when they talk about objectification of women in media.
- Susana Polo But really the take away from this is that two seconds of quickly covered up Chris Hemsworth stomach makes some men feel objectified.
- Susana Polo Good to know that a broad trend across much of visual media has effected one man, in one shot. We can all go home, sexism is over.
- Susana Polo Whenever we bring up objectification of women in modern action movies, people always bring up the one shot of Chris Hemsworth shirtless.
- Susana Polo Brave the burning daystar to see me sing this Wednesday! http://t.co/P5GbSxCiOt
- Susana Polo Just saw a #FF tweet that listed me next to Joss Whedon, so, yeah, I'll take that.
- Susana Polo Paraphrased - Rebecca: Ugh, all these people saying “but why not just create a brand new awesome female... http://t.co/EwIUN3M257
- Susana Polo .@RebeccaPahle and I do not have the means to make a Pacific Rim porn parody, but we're hereby announcing our availability to write it.
- Susana Polo I linked to dramatic hamster twice in one post. I think my work here is done.
- Susana Polo Somebody thinks I'm a hypocrite for disliking the Merida redesign and supporting a Wonder Woman show at the same time. ¯\(°_o)/¯
- Susana Polo "The Vampire Gatsby is the Bunnicula of the Jazz Age." - New York Times Book Review
- Susana Polo If we can get Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, can I get a Gatsby retelling where he's not just new money… he's a vampire?
- Jill Pantozzi Holy cow! Congrats to my pal @ArkhamAsylumDoc who has her clinical dissection of #IronMan3 on the Hollywood Reporter! http://t.co/lYZtkU7o9Z
- Susana Polo "Superman, it's past your bed time." http://t.co/bTvbm4q3XE
- Jill Pantozzi Have you listened to the latest episode of CRAZY SEXY GEEKS yet? http://t.co/OT4PgFR28R
- Susana Polo @cwyattrun I will never say no to a take-charge lady in a pantsuit. #causeiwasraisedright
- Susana Polo Tell me that somebody, somewhere, has written Gandalf M-preg fanfic with the title "A Wizard is Never Late."
- Susana Polo The Voyager crew is in 1996 LA. Also Ed Begley and Sarah Silverman are there. I LOVE IT when Star Trek does cheesy time travel.
- It's Enterprise Versus Empire in the Bay Area
- Life-Sized Teddy Bear Girl from The Walking Dead Will Ensure You Never Sleep Again
- Amazon to Publish and Sell Fan Fiction, and What Could Possibly Go Wrong With That?
- Pizza-Formers! Blu-rays in Disguise!
- New Man of Steel Trailer Finally Feels Like Zack Snyder at Work
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