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Power Grid

10 Badass Ways of Getting Around

by The Mary Sue Staff | 12:34 pm, January 17th

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So you’re a bad ass. So you’re in a position to know of the significant challenges that you face, as a bad ass. You can’t just eat any old thing: you’ve got to go on a bad ass diet. You can’t just wear any old clothes: you’ve got to wear the clothes of a bad ass. And you can’t just roll up in your mom’s mostly powder blue Nissan Stanza.

You’ve got to roll up on something bad ass.

Runners up include Howl’s moving castle, flying bison, Banthas, the Carrier (The Authority), The Statue of Liberty (Ghostbusters 2), and the Millennium Falcon.


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  • Anonymous

    You forgot the Cat Bus in My Neighbor Totoro.

  • Kath

    I’m shocked that you would suggest Bill & Ted are dummies.

    That’s totally bogus.

  • http://catystorm.livejournal.com/ Catie

    I feel badass in stating that I have ridden in the Batmobile. (One of the Adam West ones. IT WAS AWESOME.)

  • http://twitter.com/krisrudin Kris Rudin

    I vote for dragon, all the way!!

  • Terence Ng

    Don’t forget that when piloting your giant mecha-bio Mommy-souled vehicle, you’re also encapsulated and breathing in Angel blood.

    And shout out for Futurama! Huzzah!

  • John Wao

    Nothing would beat the Tardis. You could take that thing right into the San Diego Comic Con and solve your hotel and parking problems with one stone, you’d always be first in line, aaaaannd you wouldn’t miss anything.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VEOMZQ5HQHPDSFDH6QX3DTPX64 AmandaS

    Uhm, Speeder bikes?

  • http://nmlop.tumblr.com/ nmlop

    I wish I could like this a million more times. CAT BUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://nmlop.tumblr.com/ nmlop

    I love the spoiler bars, have I just never noticed them before or are they new? Either way they’re great!

    (On my list Appa / sky bison is #1! Followed closely by cat bus. CAT BUS!!!!)

  • http://roseeclipse.livejournal.com/ Rose Jones

    Oh yes, hands down riding on the sky bison is fun…just avoid all those crazy Fire Nation ships.

  • http://twitter.com/smoran8m smoran8m

    How did the transporter from Star Trek not make this list. I’m not even a fan of Star Trek, but I want one!

  • Anonymous

    what about speeder bikes and pod racers? (Star Wars) not saying I wouldn’t want a broomstick or a ikran (because trust me I really want an ikran) it just seems practical because seriously my backyard isn’t big enough for an ikran. 

  • http://nimlas.org/blog Nuchtchas

    Who doesn’t want their molecules scrambled up?  OK, Bones, but the rest of us want transporters

  • http://twitter.com/WanderinDreamr Helen the Dreamer

    I still maintain that hoverboards are some of the coolest technology we don’t have yet..

  • http://twitter.com/Super_Widget Joanna

    Everything is inferior to the batmobile!!!!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_CIPKMOXHLA5KG34HMH55OXHCVM Angel H.

    I saw “Avatar:” and was hoping for mention of Oppa, the flying bison.

  • Francesca M

    Teleporters…
    or

    ENTERPRISE 1701-D or Wormhole..

  • http://www.facebook.com/Kennyz3d Kenny Zaborny

    Deloreans are not made of aluminum! I’m sorry but that is something I get constantly at car shows and even gas pumps and it drives me crazy. Deloreans are stainless steel. Doc Brown even says “the stainless steel construction…”

  • Anonymous

    So jealous!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kaarel-Jakobson/100000313100671 Kaarel Jakobson

    I enjoy mentions of Evangelion on this site. Though the reference to Asuka just reminded me of my bitterness that it’s Rei in the site header instead of her. Sigh… :(

  • Anonymous

    Dragons ! So wanted to have one as a kid, fly with one…(correction: still want to, stuff reality).